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‘Romantic Ireland’ Down Alleyway Puking After Too Many Jager Bombs
‘Romantic Ireland’ is down an alleyway vomiting profusely after doing too many Jager bombs, Irish society confirmed today. Recent scholastic ... -
Taxi Driver Slams Black Ice For Coming Over Here And Making Our Roads Slippy
A DUBLIN city taxi driver has been criticized today after verbally attacking black ice for coming over here and making the roads slippy. Dermo Hanrihan ... -
Newsagent Reports Large Queue Of Angry Builders Looking For Missing Page 3
A WATERFORD city newsagent has had to close its doors this morning after more than 30 construction workers formed an ... -
New Social Media Campaign To Raise Awareness Of Awareness
THE SOCIETY of Awareness is today launching a social media campaign to raise awareness of awareness in Ireland, to highlight ... -
Nation Suddenly Realising How Shit Snow Can Be Again
MERE hours after frolicking with gay abandon in fresh snow, the Nation has suddenly realised how truly awful snow can ... -
Homeless Man Almost Acknowledged There By Fellow Human Being Walking Past
REPORTS coming in to WWN suggest that homeless man Andrew Dunleavy was almost offered the small act of kindness that ... -
2015 Leaving Cert Papers To Be Entirely Written In Emojis
FOLLOWING reports of record levels of borderline-illiteracy in today’s teenagers, the Department of Education has revealed plans to publish this ... -
Dublin Girl Doesn’t Care What She Gets For Christmas As Long As It’s Expensive
DUBLIN GIRL Emer O’Reilly isn’t all that fussed when it comes to Christmas, WWN can exclusively reveal. While out in ... -
Winter Conditions Warned For This Winter
MET Éireann has issued a code red Winter warning for this Winter, with wind, rain and even snow expected in ... -
Dublin Braces Itself For Onslaught Of Culchie Shoppers
“IT DOESN’T seem to matter to them that they have their own shopping centres in the country, they all rush ... -
Gardaí Called To Scene Of Robbery As Man Is Charged €80 For Christmas Tree
GARDAÍ were said to have needed treatment for shock when they attended the scene of a violent robbery earlier this ... -
Religious Cult To Distribute ‘Marriage Plan’ Drafted By Imaginary Man In The Sky
AN INTERNATIONAL religious cult announced today that it will distribute a 16 page leaflet on “The Meaning of Marriage” across Ireland, ...
