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Government Issue Spanish Student Yellow Warning
THE Government has today raised the Spanish student alert from green to yellow, amid fears that this year’s deluge may ... -
Local Student House Decriminalises Cannabis
THERE were mellow scenes in a UCC college house today as the main opposition to smoking marijuana in the house ... -
Woodies Sell Out Of Measuring Tapes Following Penis Length Study
DIY specialists Woodies has sold out of measuring tapes following the publication of a comprehensive study which revealed the average ... -
Thousands Attend Vigil For O’Donnell Family Now Left With Only One Mansion
“What is wrong with this country when you can’t even owe a couple of hundred million euro without being harassed ... -
Nation To Freeze To Death By 5pm
CHARACTERISTICALLY unprepared for weather other nations would sunbathe in, Ireland faces complete freezing by about 5pm today, with the entire ... -
Banking Inquiry Marred By Colour Of Dress Debate
IRELAND’S banking inquiry has been derailed today as TDs sitting on the committee into the inquiry bicker intensely over the ... -
Ireland’s Top Beaches Still Lack Proper Baywatch Slow-Mo Running Facilities
TRAVEL bible TripAdvisor has released its list of Ireland’s top beaches with Cork’s beautiful Inchydoney strand coming out on top. ... -
Irish Water Protester’s Credibility Left In Critical Condition Following Dramatic Fall
THE credibility of an Irish Water protester in Cavan today has been left in a critical condition following a dramatic ... -
Priest Fired After Drawing Ash Penises On Parishioners Foreheads
SHOCKWAVES were sent through a quiet Waterford parish today after its long serving priest was fired for a grotesque violation ... -
Paul Murphy Granted The Freedom Of Jobstown In Emotional Ceremony
IF Irish Water had gained access to the Jobstown area this morning they could have collected huge swathes of water ... -
Waterford Student Suffocates Inside Her Own Makeup On Girls Night Out
A COUNTY Waterford woman who collapsed dead in a city centre nightclub last night has been named as 21-year-old Janet ... -
Eurovision Organisers Admit They Haven’t Looked At A Map In Years
FOLLOWING the inclusion of Australia in this year’s Eurovision, the competition’s organisers have conceded to the media that is has ...
