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Dead Arms Up 23% Since Last Year, Warns School Bully
DEAD arms have risen by almost a quarter compared to the same time last year, Gerry Ronan warned first year students ... -
Irish Man Has Overwhelming Urge To Take Top Off As Weather Hits Double Figures
AN Irish man was today treated for an increasingly common affliction, which is affecting as much as 60% of the ... -
Rachel Allen Arrested Over Alleged Cruelty To Goots
CELEBRITY chef Rachel Allen is being held in Garda custody today, after a raid by the ISPCA on Ballymaloe House ... -
Neighbour Can’t Believe The Weather We’re Having
THE neighbour down the road is finding it difficult to believe the weather we’re having today, it has been revealed. Margaret ... -
Outrage As Two Million People Forced To Look Up From Their Phones For Once
THE Three Network has apologised to its mobile phone customers for an outage yesterday, which forced 2 million people to look up ... -
Michael Noonan Denies Any Knowledge Of Russian Lamb
MINISTER for finance Michael Noonan has issued a statement denying any involvement with Russian agriculture following the emergence online of ... -
Hundreds Raped And Murdered As Viking Reenactment Goes Horribly Wrong
NEARLY two hundred and eighty people were raped and another one hundred and forty four were murdered during a reenactment ... -
Irish Water Leaking 46 million Litres Of Bullshit From Mouths
THE volume of bullshit discovered to be flowing out of Irish Water has been described by the general public as ... -
Irish Water To Check Bins For Names And Addresses
A SPECIAL team of investigators for Irish Water have been given a green-light by the Government to search through bins ... -
Inmates Now Throwing Drug Packages To The Outside As Prison Supplies Soar
INMATES in Ireland’s most notorious prisons are being asked to kindly stop throwing narcotics over walls and fences after it ... -
Culchies Warned Against Trying To Understand Solar Eclipse
ASTRONOMY Ireland has warned members of the rural community today not to even try and understand tomorrow’s solar eclipse, for ... -
Man’s Quiet Pint In Pub Ruined By Some Cunt With Keyboard
A CARLOW man’s quiet drink in his local pub last night was ruined by the sudden and unwelcome appearance in ...
