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14 Dead From Poisoning After Elderly Woman Enters Bus Doused In Perfume
GARDAÍ and ambulance services are still on the scene of a tragic incident which has claimed the lives of 14 ... -
‘Missionary Position’ To Be Phased Out By 2016, Confirms Government
IN the latest attempt by the Government to project an image of Ireland abroad as a great place to live ... -
Denis O’Brien Renews Illuminati Membership
IRISH businessman Denis O’Brien has renewed his longstanding membership with shadowy organisation and real rulers of the world, the Illuminati, ... -
Nation Currently Caught Between Embracing Drunken Stereotype Or Only Having A Few
AN anxious Nation is believed to be caught between embracing a redundant and offensive stereotype or taking it quite easy ... -
Marriage Referendum ‘Maybe Side’ Stage March In Dublin
LARGE crowds gathered in the Nation’s capital earlier today as the Maybe side in the upcoming Marriage Referendum staged its ... -
Nátíón Púttíng Fádás Ón Évérythíng Dúring Séáchtáín Ná Gáéílgé Júst Tó Bé Sáfé
AN unsure Nation is set to spend much of the week adding fadas to just about every bit of Irish ... -
Veteran Cop And Hotshot Rookie Team Up To Take Down Water Protestors
A NORTH Dublin Garda with only two weeks left until retirement has paired up with an unorthodox rookie fresh out ... -
36-Year-Old Frantically Looking For Old Nokia Phone Containing Dealer’s Number
THIRTY six year old Maurice Keegan spent the majority of this afternoon searching for his old Nokia 3210, which contains the number ... -
Men With No Children To Continue Lecturing Nation On Children
A GROUP of celibate men residing in Ireland are to continue lecturing parents up and down the country on children, ... -
Bias As RTE Refuses To Run ‘Water Meter Installers Are Lizard Men’ Story
STATE-FUNDED broadcaster RTÉ reached yet another new low in the race to the bottom, WWN can exclusively reveal. With a ... -
Jesus Distancing Himself From Drogheda Printers
A PRINTING company in Drogheda who refused to print invitations for a gay couple’s civil partnership ceremony have today been ... -
Portal To Hell Opens Up In Temple Bar
EXPERTS in the field of both science and religion have confirmed that the eerie ring of fire found in popular ...
