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Irish Ebola ‘Ruled Out’ After Woman’s Symptoms Carefully Typed Into Google
IRELAND’S first case of Ebola was ruled out this afternoon after a suspected patient’s symptoms were carefully typed into Google, ... -
100% Of Irish People To Have The Big Coat Out By Next Week, Predict Experts
DESPITE the insistence of large portions of the population that it was still “fierce mild for this time of year”, ... -
Terry Prone’s Tuam Babies Email To Be Buried In Unmarked Grave
PR ‘guru’ Terry Prone caused some controversy yesterday as an email she sent to documentary filmmaker Saskia Weber on behalf ... -
Waterford Wins 2014 Snidey Towns Award
WATERFORD city has today been named Snidey Towns winner 2014, beating competition from 849 towns and villages across the country. Minister ... -
Keyboard Water Protester Can’t Make The March Tomorrow ‘Cause He’s Busy Doing Something’
UNEMPLOYED keyboard activist Danny Kent said today he will not be able to attend tomorrow’s demonstration against water charges in Dublin ... -
Struggling Waterford Family Forced To Pee, Poo And Brush Teeth Together In Same Shower
A STRUGGLING Waterford family confessed today to having to “pee, poo and brush their teeth together” in the same shower ... -
Back Alley Plastic Surgeons Now Offering ‘Blur Face’ Procedure For Criminals
ROGUE medical students in Dublin trying to support themselves through university are now offering back alley procedures to career criminals ... -
Dublin Girl Finally Finds Perfect Small Bit Of Fabric She Will Call Halloween Costume
DUBLIN GIRL Emer Reilly has finally settled on the small piece of fabric she will call her Halloween outfit after ... -
Galway Dolphins Take To Land Killing 24 People
FOLLOWING on from swimmers being assaulted by dolphins in the Salthill area of Galway yesterday comes the devastating news that ... -
Mom On School Run To Park Wherever The Fuck She Likes
A COUNTY Waterford mother declared today that she can park wherever the fuck she likes when collecting her son from ... -
New Study Into How Much Studies Cost To Cost Taxpayer €2.4 Million
A NEW Government commissioned a study into investigating the cost of studies has cost the taxpayer upwards of €2.4 million ... -
Dublin Man To Celebrate Arthur’s Day Regardless
DUBLIN city native Derek Connors vowed today to celebrate Arthur’s Day regardless of it not being on this year. The ...
