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Large Increase Of Euro Coins Appearing In Households Nationwide
REPORTS are flooding in on social media platforms about a large increase of Euro coins appearing in and around homes over ... -
Gardai To Keep Bale Of Coke For The Christmas Party
GARDAI and Navy personnel responsible for a massive drug bust off the coast of County Cork are expected to “split” ... -
More People Refusing To Die Due To High Funeral Costs
FOLLOWING on from comments made by Tanaiste Joan Burton last week about the rising costs of funerals in Dublin comes ... -
‘Unique’ New Town Festival Just A Bunch Of Food Stalls And Shit, Finds Local Man
TENS of revellers left the comfort of their homes this weekend to attend what organisers promised to be a ‘spectacular and unique’ new ... -
Spider To Wait Until You’re Nice And Relaxed Before Appearing Out Of Nowhere
THE spider lurking behind your skirting board is expected to wait until you are nice and relaxed this evening before ... -
Sky Sports Buy Birthplace Of GAA At Auction
BREAKING NEWS coming from the Allsop auction of 230 properties suggest that Sky Sports have controversially bought Hayes’s Hotel in ... -
Residents Of Muff Getting Pretty Tired Of Your Shit Jokes
THE population of Muff village in Donegal issued a statement this morning telling the rest of the country they are ... -
Home Schooled Children Enjoy Day On The Doss After Mother Is Arrested
THE CHILDREN at the centre of a home schooling controversy were said to have enjoyed a day of dossing after ... -
Disappointment As Students Scoring Teachers At Debs Down By 20%
STUDENTS up and down the country have been hit by some bad news as there has been a year on ... -
Operators Admit They Hadn’t Fed LUAS In Days
LUAS operators have admitted that they may have failed to feed one of their Red Line trams which resulted in ... -
Holy Water 30% Less Holy Than A Decade Ago, Reveal Experts
A CRACK team of Catholic Church experts have revealed that over the past decade holy water has as much as ... -
Co-Worker Who Mentioned Christmas Immediately Fired
NEWS reaching WWN from the Waterford business community today suggests that one woman working in Hegarty Financial Consultants was fired ...
