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5 Alternatives To A Hard Border
OPPOSING sides at the Brexit negotiation table can be certain of one thing; none of them want a hard border ... -
“I Can’t Believe My Public Service Card Will Hold So Much Information” Says Facebook User
A DUBLIN man has branded the government as spies after it was revealed that his Public Service Card contains vital ... -
Arts Graduate Pours Milk On Cornflakes Like Cascading Alabaster Waves Crashing On The Golden Coast ...
AS the porcelain-white stream of albino liquid poured from its cardboard prison onto the shards of golden corn that lay ... -
Returning Schoolkids Just Glad To Be Out Of The Fucking House
CHILDREN across the country have embraced their return to school this week, following a summer spent listening to their parents ... -
Local Man Not Sure How He’s Still Alive After Weekend
WATERFORD man Sean Cahill has been hailed as a ‘medical marvel’ after managing to turn up for work this morning ... -
McGregor V. Mayweather: Read The Expert Opinion Of This Lad Who Fixes Our Printer
THE long-awaited clash between Floyd ‘Money’ Mayweather and ‘the Notorious’ Conor McGregor that took place in Las Vegas on Saturday night ... -
Planners Confirm New Dublin Suburbs Will Have The Same Traffic & Lack Of Services Of ...
KEEN to reassure potential tenants and owners of a new Dublin suburb of 8,000 homes earmarked for the Clonburris area ... -
Varadkar’s Triathlon Marred By Presence Of Homeless People In Phoenix Park
It should have been a routine photo opportunity for the Taoiseach to showcase just how ‘cool’, ‘ace’, ‘class’ and ‘down ... -
BREAKING: Vague News Report On Wedding Altercation
GARDAI armed with batons and pepper spray were forced to intervene when a normal, everyday mass brawl broke out at ... -
An Post Launch New Speedy Raven Service
AFTER being impressed by the speed and efficiency of the Westeros raven delivery system as displayed in this week’s episode ...