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Local Man Afraid To Tell Anyone He’s Voting Fine Gael
A WATERFORD city resident has revealed to WWN, under the condition we maintain his anonymity, that he lives in fears ... -
‘Recovery’ To Be Expanded To Rural Towns By 2065
WHILE on the campaign trail today a number of coalition ministers confirmed that the much heralded economic recovery currently happening ... -
EU Leaders Dress As Sexy Pigs In Bid To Convince Cameron Against ‘Brexit’
POSING together for their usual group photograph, the leaders of EU countries took the strange step of changing into ‘sexy ... -
Gerry Adams Proves Economic Policy Doubters Wrong By Winning €10 On Scratchcard
ANY lingering doubts about Sinn Féin’s economic policies have evaporated after the party’s leader Gerry Adams revealed his recent scratchcard ... -
Commuter Settles On Electoral Candidate After Seeing 783rd Identical Poster
A PREVIOUSLY undecided voter has settled on his candidate of choice for the forthcoming general election, after driving past the ... -
Politicians Stock Up On Hand Sanitiser Ahead Of Meeting Electorate
“YOU really have to go for two squirts to get rid of that electorate smell,” said independent candidate Sharon Kerrihan, ... -
Nation Forms Queue At Dublin Airport To Welcome Home David Drumm
NEWS of former Agnlo-Irish Bank chief executive David Drumm’s return to Ireland has been greeted by a huge welcome party ... -
Irish Public The Real Losers In Leaders Debate
ALL polls conducted in the aftermath of last night’s very first Leaders’ Shouting Match have unanimously named the Irish public ... -
Local Independent Candidate Expected To Poll Well Among Family, Friends
DUBLIN Mid-South candidate Robert Hastings has reason to smile today; latest opinion polls among his friends and family put the ...