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Increasing Garda Resources A Priority All Of A Sudden, Confirm Government
THE coalition government has confirmed their priority is increasing Garda resources all of a sudden, confirming that such promises have ... -
“Lads, Could You Not Have Waited ‘Til After The Election?” – Gerry Adams
“SERIOUSLY?” Gerry Adams says, holding his head in his hands. “Could they not have waited three weeks to shoot that ... -
Varadkar’s Failings As Health Minister Forgiven After Being Voted Most ‘Dateable’ Politician
A VARIETY of issues relating to the Dublin TD Leo Varadkar’s performance in government since becoming minister for health have ... -
Impending Global Recession Nothing To Worry About, Government Reassures
WITH sweat relentlessly dripping from his brow and forming an unsightly puddle at his feet, Taoiseach Enda Kenny reassured the ... -
New Leaving Cert Subject ‘Politics & Society’ To Gloss Over How Terrible Ireland Can Be
A WAVE of positivity greeted the news that a new subject will be available to students sitting their Leaving Cert ... -
Alan Obama, Barack Obama’s Brother Sensationally Enters Presidential Race
IN what is surely the most unbelievable development in a uniquely bizarre American presidential election cycle, the younger brother of ... -
Leaked Files Claim Guantanamo Inmates Were Forced To Wash Genitals With Minty Shower Gel
THE United States military, Homeland Security and the CIA have again come under fire over the mistreatment of detainees in ... -
Government Hike Trinity Sexual Consent Class Fees
THERE was further woe for cash-strapped students today, after the government announced that it would be imposing extra tuition fees ... -
Ireland Voted Best Little Country In The World To Abuse Children In
FOLLOWING the truly harrowing accounts of abuse suffered in a Waterford foster home, which affected over 40 children and the ... -
“I’ll Show You Who’s Boss, Bitch!” Alan Kelly Tells Punchbag
LABOUR’S Alan Kelly says he works out regularly and lives off a strict diet of crickets and speaks candidly about ...