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“Eight Billion Surplus Divided By Five Million Is €1,600 Each” Local Man Points Out
WATERFORD man Jimmy Breen was quick off the mark with his calculator this week after hearing news that a government ... -
Sack Of Gangrenous Puss Announces MEP Bid
A LARGE sack of gangrenous puss grown in a lab by scientists has announced its bid for the European Elections, ... -
EU To Place Sanctions On Iran For Bombing Country That Killed 30,000 Civilians
SHOWING that no attack goes without serious financial punishment unless Palestinians are the target or victims, EU leaders pledged to ... -
Same Crowd Who Gave Nuns A Maternity Hospital Pledge To Get Abortion Services Reforms Right
THE SAME government that managed to give the Sisters of Charity, most famous for being charitable with their mistreatment of ... -
“Yeah But GDP” Minister For Finance Responds To Report Of Under 30s’ Low Mental Wellbeing
REASSURING the 92% of participants in a recent National Youth Council of Ireland (NYCI) study who reported low mental wellbeing ... -
Reasons Why Sinn Féin Have Lost Support In The Polls
WITH A RECENT poll taken ahead of the upcoming EU elections suggesting Sinn Féin have suffered a dip in support, ... -
Was Simon Harris Right To Dab During Meeting With Ursula Von Der Leyen?
PARTAKING in his first engagements in Brussels in his role as Taoiseach, Simon Harris received some criticism for trying to ... -
Taoiseach Knackered Already
AFTER spending his entire first day creating one Tiktok video which took several hours to perfect, newly appointed Taoiseach Simon ... -
The 26 Promises New Taoiseach Simon Harris Made In The Dáil Last Night
IN HIS MAIDEN speech as newly installed leader of the country, Taoiseach Simon Harris laid out his vision for his ... -
Simon Harris Set To Become Ireland’s First Haunted Doll Taoiseach
THE Irish haunted doll community is expected to celebrate one of their own today as Simon Harris is set to ...