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‘Foreign Milk Tastes Horrible’ Agrees Everyone
A new study involving common sense and taste buds reveal Ireland is not yet willing to accept ‘foreign milk’ or ... -
Woman In Search Of True Love Scores Underwhelming 33-Year-Old Male In Nightclub
Dublin native Caoimhe Carey is recovering today from an almighty hangover after the latest ‘girl’s night out’. Caoimhe, the last ... -
Man Who Has Been Sitting On The Toilet For 40 Minutes Kind Of Worried Now
Ciaran Walshe, a 27-year-old call centre worker, has spent the last 40 minutes sitting on the toilet and is now ... -
Waterford May Lose City Status Due To Not Having Own Franchise Of Zara
THE CITY of Waterford will lose its current status due to not owning its own franchise of Zara, environment minister ... -
“Girlfriend Wont Hear My Toilet Flatulance If I Turn On Sink Taps” Thinks Waterford Man
A COUNTY Waterford man discovered an ingenious method for covering up his toilet flatulence today – turning on the sink ... -
Seemingly Functional Adult Agonising Over Halloween Costume
Geoff Fallon, an IT specialist, spent his morning searching the internet in the hope of finding an amazing halloween costume. ... -
98% Of Drunk Irish Males Claim Grandfather Was In The Old IRA, Finds Study
A MASSIVE ninety eight percent of intoxicated Irish males claim to have had a grandfather who was a member of ... -
Student Who Just Discovered Thesaurus Is Impelling To Denouement His Staggering Treatise
JUNIOR Certificate student Jamie Ferris stole a march of his fellow students on Monday when he discovered the existence of ... -
Couple Fooling Absolutely Everybody With Public Displays Of Affection On Facebook
A RECENTLY engaged couple said they are fooling absolutely everybody with their latest barrage of ‘Lovey Dovey’ Facebook posts, a ... -
Large Increase In ‘Half-cut’ Housewives Leaving Self-Righteous Comments On Social Networking Sites, Finds Study
A NEW study has found a massive increase in ‘half-cut’ housewives leaving self-righteous comments on social networking sites like facebook and ...