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Man Breaks World Record By Sticking Shitty Call Center Job For Three Weeks
A DUBLIN man is today waiting on a call from the President to congratulate him on his record-breaking three weeks ... -
Construction Industry Experiencing Huge Resurgence Outside Hungover Mans Bedroom Window
THE Irish building industry is today experiencing a massive comeback, with what sounds like thousands of construction workers beginning work ... -
Man In Deli Queue Hoping Not To Get Salad Roll From The New Girl
A COUNTY Longford man queuing for lunch in his local Centra is currently hoping not to be served by the ... -
Laptop Installing Updates Out Of Nowhere Ruins Dublin Lad’s Day
DUBLIN man James Delaney, has confirmed his day is now ‘feckin’ ruined’ following his laptop’s decision to start 78 separate ... -
Average Cost Of School Uniform Now €10,000
A RECENT education cost survey carried out by Barnardos reveals that despite the cost of putting a child through school ... -
Man Sitting In Beer Garden All Day Wondering Why He’s Still So Thirsty
As temperatures soar across the country, a Longford man, who has spent the majority of the day downing pints in ... -
‘Tis Wicked Close’ Says Everyone
THE entire nation is said to be in shock following the revelation that today’s humid weather is ‘wicked close’. Many ... -
Doorway Stand-off As Pizza Delivery Guy Does Old ‘Searching For Change Routine’ Again
AN AWKWARD doorway standoff is entering its third minute as pizza delivery guy Denis Ubakara does his old ‘searching for ... -
Lonely Dublin Clamper Just Wants To Be Friends
Gary Chambers, a 42-year-old man from Dublin and employee of a clamping company has notched up a record 300 clamping ... -
20% Of Irish People Not Nearly Racist Enough, Finds Study
A GOVERNMENT commissioned survey has found that as many as 20% of Irish people are not nearly racist enough. The ...
