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Boy Racers Exhaust Still Not ‘Bwam Bwommping’ To His Liking
VEHICLE modification enthusiast Graham Durnin has today expressed disappointment at the noise level of the custom bought exhaust currently fitted to ... -
98% Of Couples Who Go Jogging Together Are Smug Pricks, Finds Study
COUPLES who insist on jogging everywhere together are 98% more likely to be “smug pricks” compared to their single jogging ... -
‘We Could Do With A Sup Of Rain’, Says Annoying Farmer Cunt
A REALLY annoying farmer cunt claimed today ‘we could do with a sup of rain’, as current temperatures are far ... -
‘No Need To Take Your Top Off’ Nation’s Men Told Ahead Of Heatwave
Met Eireann gleefully announced this week that Ireland is to expect significant sunshine and increased temperatures in the coming days ... -
Guy Walking Up Hill With Friend Trying His Best Not To Appear Out Of Breath
COUNTY WATERFORD native Hugh Devlin vowed to join the gym again this week after realising his fitness levels are not ... -
Lad On Bus Gets Random Erection Just Before His Stop
WWN understands that earlier today a Dublin man was treated for shock following an incident involving his erection. Patrick Dooley, ... -
“Everyone Thinks I’m The Best Dad In The World Now” Says Guy Holding Son On ...
DUBLIN man Timmy Ryan turned heads in Bray yesterday afternoon by parading his young son Cathal on his shoulders down ... -
Teens Wanking In The Shower To Cost Parents Hundreds Every Year
YESTERDAY saw the Department of the Environment unveil provisional figures of annual water costs, with the price of an average ... -
Dublin Man ‘Just A Friend’ For 134th Time
THERE were touching yet somewhat depressing scenes in Dublin last night as friends gathered to acknowledge perennial ‘just a friend’ ... -
Waterford Man Pure Chuffed With Himself After Friend Beeps At Him In Passing Car
COUNTY Waterford man Karl Jennings was said to be “pure chuffed” with himself yesterday afternoon after a friend beeped at ...
