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Wicklow Mountains Voted Ireland’s Top Place To Dump A Body
THE rolling hills of the picturesque Wicklow Mountains, with their many streams, lakes and wooded landscapes have come first in ... -
Man Not As Discreet As He Thinks Unsticking Testicles From Inside Leg
KILKENNY man Paul Hand was this morning spotted adjusting his testicles while on a grocery shopping expedition with his wife. ... -
Dublin Bus Driver Hailed A ‘Hero’ For Breaking 20 Euro Note
A DUBLIN city bus driver was hailed as a hero yesterday for breaking a 20 euro note for a passenger ... -
Crime In Ireland ‘Done For’ After Gardai Seize Cannabis Worth €120k
HUNDREDS of thousands of men, women and children have taken to the streets today to celebrate an end to Irish ... -
Exhausted 3-Year-Old Still Looking For Chocolate Eggs
A COUNTY Waterford toddler is being treated for exhaustion in Ardkeen hospital today after spending the last 48 hours searching ... -
BBQ’s Forecast “Any Fucking Day Now”
A Met Eireann spokesperson suggested that even if the good weather doesn’t continue Irish people will nevertheless attempt to have ... -
Woman Makes Sure Everyone Knows She Went To Gym
‘OMG! so wrecked forever from the gym! x’ is what Clonmel residents reported the banner tied to the back of ... -
90% Of Mid-Term Holiday Teens Acting The Bolllix Outside Your Local Shop Now
A NEW STUDY carried out by older wiser people has found that 91.7% of teenage school goers are acting the ... -
Incredible Moment Woman Farts For The Very First Time
A WAITRESS from Clare was traumatised today as she experienced the sensation of flatulence for the very first time. Maria ... -
Spiteful Pedestrian To Walk Extra Slow In Path Of Already Frustrated Motorist
HENRY Carpenter approached a pedestrian crossing today in Dublin city centre with the greatest of haste, as he was already ...
