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You Are Drunk
WWN can reveal after carrying out an extensive survey of the Irish public, chances are you are probably quite drunk ... -
Waterford Man Not So Sure What The Hell Happened Last Night
HIS FLAT was destroyed, his underwear soiled and all he can remember is leaving Geoff’s shortly after midnight. Ninety eight ... -
Dog Has No Clue Where That Ball Went
“I saw him throw it like he always does, but I didn’t see it land” Ben the Chocolate Labrador barked ... -
Met Eireann: Heavy Showers Of Drunken Wankers Expected For St. Patrick’s Day
MET EIREANN has predicted heavy showers of drunken wankers, with a high risk of out-of-town gobshites, for Saint Patrick’s Day ... -
Stupid Fucking Idiots Easily Offended
THE MOST moronic among us are susceptible to taking offence to almost anything, it has emerged. A study conducted by ... -
Man Looking For Love Probably Won’t Find It By Leaving Creepy Messages On Facebook
WICKLOW man Sean D’Arcy has been advised by fellow Facebook users to rethink his strategy when it comes to finding ... -
‘People Walking Around Park Think I’m Well Hard’, Says Topless Young Fella With Gold Chain
A YOUNG TOPLESS man, wearing a gold chain around his neck and grey tracksuit pants said people walking around the ... -
Waitress To Stand By Until Your Mouth Is Full Before Asking If You’re ‘OK’
A DUBLIN city-centre waitress is currently standing by for several of her customers to fill their mouths with food before ... -
Woman Who Had No Idea She Was Pregnant Finds Herself Arguing With 14 year Old ...
IT WAS usually her night for meeting up with the girls and letting her hair down, but for 38-year-old Janet ... -
Mother Devastated After She Receives ‘F’ Grade For Her Son’s English Essay
Maureen Downey, a mother-of-three, from Clonmel in Tipperary is reportedly devastated after receiving the grade for an essay she worked ...
