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Luke Skywalker Controversially Relocated To Rural Parish
LOCALS in a small Kerry community have raised questions as to why an elderly member of a religious order who ... -
Tragedy For Nicky Byrne As He Is Selected As Ireland’s Eurovision Entry
“I always knew it was a risk when I took the job with RTÉ, but at the same time you ... -
Government Pledge To Roll Out Fibre Optic Bullshit Network Before Election
THE Government is acting on a previous pledge to ensure the voting public has one of the world’s leading fibre ... -
RTÉ Unveil €1 Million ‘Bionic’ Brendan O’Connor For New TV Show
IRELAND’S National broadcaster RTÉ has today unveiled its new €1 million euro bionic Brendan O’Connor for a new panel show ... -
Sick Refugee Opts To Return To Syria For ‘Better Hospital Treatment’
A STUNNED Syrian refugee spoke of her horror upon first setting eyes on the squalid conditions patients at Beaumont Hospital ... -
Revealed: Ireland’s Top Twenty Porn Search Terms
THE popular pornographic website “Pornhub” has released it’s analytical data for 2015, revealing an interesting glance at the sexual preferences ... -
BT Young Scientist Praised For Project Solving The Issue Of Why Bitches Always Be Trippin’
A 14-year-old pupil competing in this year’s BT Young Scientist competition has emerged as an early favourite for the overall ... -
Fucking Hero Out Running In The Rain
MOTORISTS sitting in traffic on the North Circular road in Dublin this morning rolled their windows down and gave a ... -
Dublin Family To Leave Dog In Back Yard For Next 10 Years Without Walking It
DESPITE its relentless barking and whimpering since Christmas, a south Dublin family has decided to leave the newest family member ... -
Worst Part Of A Fry Declared Good For You
NEWS that a component of a typical greasy breakfast had been declared a “superfood” packed with health benefits was greeted ...