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Luas Strikes To Reduce Dublin To ‘Rural Level’ Transport Services
NEWS that Luas staff will strike for four days over two 48-hour periods has sent shockwaves through the Dublin commuting ... -
Pierce Brosnan Denies Ever Being James Bond
VETERAN actor Pierce Brosnan has issued a statement in which he vehemently denies having portrayed the popular spy character “James ... -
Motorists Advised To Scrape Envelope-Sized Amount Of Ice From Windscreen Before Travelling
PEOPLE intending to travel by car during the current cold weather conditions have been advised by the Motoring Safety Authority ... -
Gym Guy To Work On Burying Insecurities A Little Deeper Down Today
AVID gym user Nathan Cooney arrived at his local gym early this morning to really go to work on burying ... -
Government ‘Devastated’ IBRC Inquiry Won’t Be Finished Until After Election
THE Government is said to be understandably devastated by the news that the IBRC inquiry won’t be finished until after ... -
Couple Snuggle In For Nightly ‘Put Your Phone Away’ Argument
A LOCAL couple has reportedly just sat down on the couch for the evening before partaking in their nightly ‘put ... -
African Toddler Refusing To Eat Greens Reminded About Starving Children In Ireland
LONG-suffering parents of fussy eaters in Africa have begun trying to guilt their kids into eating their vegetables by reminding ... -
Iran To Build Giant Wall To Keep Americans Out
POLITICIANS in Iran have assembled to discuss what to do about Americans crossing over into their territory, with many suggesting ... -
Daredevil Leaves House With Phone Battery At 12%
SHOCKED onlookers applauded in awe as they learned that Lismore man Eddie Fallon had left his house this at 7.37am ... -
“We’re Not Ruling Out Sexual Favours For Voters” – Micheál Martin
AFTER his finance spokesperson committed to a cut in the Universal Social Charge for anyone earning up to €80,000, Fianna ...