Fucking Hero Out Running In The Rain

MOTORISTS sitting in traffic on the North Circular road in Dublin this morning rolled their windows down and gave a slow clap to one ‘God damn hero’ who was out having a run at quarter to eight, despite the fact that it was lashing rain.

“Oh, look at you, having your run without a care for the weather,” said one white van driver, giving the thumbs-up to the passing jogger.

“Aren’t you just brilliant with your running, and in the rain too. You don’t let things like rain get in the way of your fitness regime, do you? You don’t make plans to get in shape for the New Year and then abandon these plans the first time you look out the window and see that it’s a bit nippy out. You really are better than the rest of us. Keep it up”.

A social media campaign was later launched to find the identity of the man, believed to be in his mid-twenties and described as being “so, so, so healthy and fit”.

“Anyone know who the total legend was who was running this morning in the rain?” read the Facebook post on the newly created page entitled ‘look at this fucking hero’.

“Just would not stop running, even though his clothes and shoes and socks must be soaked.He Kept jogging in place while waiting on traffic lights too. Wow. Well done. No heart problems for him, eh?”

It remains to be seen as to whether or not the rockstar will be out jogging in the rain tomorrow morning, but many are betting that he won’t miss his daily opportunity to rub his fitness dedication levels in everyone’s faces again.