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Record Shops Just Gonna Increase Price Of David Bowie Albums For A Bit
FOLLOWING the sudden passing of music icon David Bowie, record outlets across the country are to honour the groundbreaking genius ... -
“It’s Not A Fucking Oscar, But It’ll Do” – Leonardo DiCaprio
CLUTCHING his Golden Globe award loosely in his hand, winner of the best actor award Leonardo DiCaprio cut a less ... -
Mobile Phone Thinks Gerry Adams Is Tapped
A MOBILE phone has said today it always works on the basis that its owner, Gerry Adams, is “tapped”. The ... -
Pregnant Woman’s Hands Seemingly Glued To Her Belly
CONCERN has been expressed for a pregnant Waterford woman as it appears her hands have been glued to her belly ... -
Luke Skywalker Controversially Relocated To Rural Parish
LOCALS in a small Kerry community have raised questions as to why an elderly member of a religious order who ... -
Tragedy For Nicky Byrne As He Is Selected As Ireland’s Eurovision Entry
“I always knew it was a risk when I took the job with RTÉ, but at the same time you ... -
Government Pledge To Roll Out Fibre Optic Bullshit Network Before Election
THE Government is acting on a previous pledge to ensure the voting public has one of the world’s leading fibre ... -
RTÉ Unveil €1 Million ‘Bionic’ Brendan O’Connor For New TV Show
IRELAND’S National broadcaster RTÉ has today unveiled its new €1 million euro bionic Brendan O’Connor for a new panel show ... -
Sick Refugee Opts To Return To Syria For ‘Better Hospital Treatment’
A STUNNED Syrian refugee spoke of her horror upon first setting eyes on the squalid conditions patients at Beaumont Hospital ... -
Revealed: Ireland’s Top Twenty Porn Search Terms
THE popular pornographic website “Pornhub” has released it’s analytical data for 2015, revealing an interesting glance at the sexual preferences ...