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Irish Men Named Ugliest In The World In Piece Of Shit, Stupid Survey
THE men of Ireland have been ranked the ugliest in the world by some stupid fucking survey, observed the Nation’s ... -
Man Finally Allowed To Sit Up Late And Watch The X-Files
THERE was unbridled sci-fi joy for one Waterford man last night, as he finally got the opportunity to sit up ... -
Banking Inquiry Report Confirms The ECB Are A Pack Of Cunts
THE Banking Inquiry report, which is to be published in full today will conclude that the ECB are a pack ... -
Alan Kelly Issued Award For Record Number Of Fuck Ups As A Government Minister
SURPASSING all previous records held by multiple minister in different departments, minister for the environment Alan Kelly was handed an ... -
“It’s Time You Lot Got Over This Whole 800 Years Thing” – Queen Elizabeth II
ONE gets it, it wasn’t the Empire’s finest 800 years, but honestly chill out WRITES Queen Elizabeth II One is ... -
Sanders Destroys Clinton In Epic Lip Sync Battle
THE race to secure the Democratic nomination for the upcoming presidential race in America was blown wide open last night, ... -
Woman’s Quirkiness Cemented With New Fringe
STUDENT of the arts Emma Holden has today cemented her inner quirkiness with a brand new fringe, aptly named a ... -
Guy Cycling Without Hands Not Looking For Any Attention
A COUNTY Limerick man has today denied allegations that he was only looking for attention while cycling his bike without ... -
‘Anti-Politician’ Bars Installed Outside Homes Across Ireland
THE implementation of “anti-politician” bars outside homes across the country has been welcomed by many as a small step in ... -
Michael Lowry Paraded Around Tipperary In Golden Throne By Locals
ESTIMATES put the crowd at 200,000 strong for Michael Lowry’s annual parade through Thurles as he kick-started his reelection campaign ...