Category: BREAKING NEWS


Man Cycling To Work Acting Like He’s Saving The Fucking World

Jon Moore, a 33-year-old bike-to-work aficionado, was giving drivers the ‘death stare’ this morning on the way to work. The not-remotely-smug PR consultant just couldn’t believe the number of people driving into Dublin’s city centre at around 8.35am this morning. Mr. Moore, a dedicated cyclist, knows full well the efforts he has personally gone to… Read more »

Kerry Hospitals Now Charging Patients For Oxygen

FOLLOWING on from recent revelations that staff at two Kerry hospitals have been charging staff for boiling water, comes the shocking news that patients are being charged for vital oxygen too. Many Irish people were outraged that staff were being charged for boiling water that accompanies their tea. Pressure has been put on the Government… Read more »

Sex Advice Column Just A Series Of Words Chosen At Random

PRECOCIOUS student Donal Connelly (19) made a startling discovery earlier today while reading a sex advice column. Donal had been an avid reader of a sex column for several years in an attempt to bypass the rite of passage that is awkward and disappointing sex which plagues most peoples’ early forays into sexual intercourse. Donal,… Read more »