Tag: religion

Virgin Mary To Sue God Over Unpaid Child Support

THE religious community has been shocked by the news that Mary, mother to Jesus Christ, is to take God to court over unpaid child maintenance payments dating back thousands of years. Described as an ‘absentee father’ in court documents seen by WWN, the deity could be in line to pay child support costs running into… Read more »

Ireland Makes The Big Switch To Islam

FOLLOWING the publication of a study which has declared Ireland ‘the most Muslim country in the world’, many Irish people are making the big switch to Islam. Ireland, according to this latest study from George Washington University, is the country most faithful to the values of the Koran, putting the already uncertain future of the… Read more »

Pub Sees .00034% Drop In Business As Lent Begins

The struggling pub trade has been served yet another blow following news that with the commencement of Lent the Up In Arms Inn has suffered a .00034% drop in business. WWN spoke with owner and proprietor of the Up In Arms Inn Colm O’Sullivan about this latest worrying news. “Ah, look it, I knew it… Read more »

Church Hires JK Rowling To Rewrite The Bible

The latest PR coup for Pope Francis has seen him hire famous and revered children’s author JK Rowling to rewrite the Bible. It is hoped the author, most famous for her Harry Potter series, can make it more accessible and believable for a new generation of Catholics and Christians. While the specifics of the rewrite… Read more »

Richard Dawkins Doesn’t Exist, Claim Christians

A small group of fervent Christians have today announced that international best selling author and prominent atheist Richard Dawkins does not exist. What at first appeared to be an unlikely news story has quickly grown into the top international news story in many countries. The author of The God Delusion and several other books has… Read more »