Category: Uplifting Viral Content

Here’s Some Important Information About Your Online Privacy That You Won’t Bother To Read

A NEW set of strict rules and guidelines surrounding the online policies of companies and websites has come into play, with serious implications for internet users which we couldn’t begin to explain because ugh, Jesus, the fucking effort like. Following revelations of improper use of customer data by firms such as Facebook, firms are taking… Read more »

Keeping Sketch, A Guide

KEEPING sketch, that ancient Irish practice passed down from generation to generation. A technique, a skill, a direct link to your kin and ancestry, that if left unpracticed could seep away from your brian thus you lose a great tradition. WWN is hand to make sure that doesn’t happen, for keeping sketching is a key… Read more »

Gardening Tips With WWN

THE good weather is finally here, which means you’ve no more excuses, it’s time to sort out the garden like you promised to do several years ago. Put to bed those rumours of ‘getting someone in to do it’… we all know you’ll never spend money on a garden, when there’s pints that you still… Read more »

Hundreds Of Thousands Camp Out Overnight For WWN Live Show Tickets

HUNDREDS of thousands of news fans braved cold temperatures overnight to secure their tickets for what is expected to be the greatest and most intelligent live stage show of the world has ever seen. Queues spanning up to four kilometers began building outside Ticketmaster outlets across the country from last week, with desperate fans setting up their camping gear… Read more »

Do You Bite Off The Chocolate First From Maltesers? You Could Be A Genius

A NEW study into sweet eating habits has found that people who carefully bite the chocolate from Maltesers first before eating the centre are four hundred times more intelligent than those who don’t, WWN can officially confirm. The research, which was carried out by 26-year-old student Jenny Shields in her shared flat, found that cracking the soft… Read more »