Cork Lad Thinks About Cork Every 3 Seconds

Conal Lynch, a proud Cork native, struggled to concentrate in work this afternoon, WWN can exclusively reveal. Sitting on the third floor looking out over Harcourt St in the Nation’s capital Conal thought to himself ‘it’s no Princes St’. The 26-year-old accountant found himself growing ever more restless throughout his working day, his head filled… Read more »

UFO Abductee Shocked By Test Results

CLAIMS made by an American father-of-five earlier this week have made international headlines. Jeffrey Pryzbylewski, a 52 year-old Arkansas native, contacted his local newspaper when he received a letter containing some life changing news. Mr. Pryzbylewski became a laughing stock in his home town months ago when he revealed to friends and family he had… Read more »

Herpes Voted Most Stylish STD

The latest poll, carried out on celebrity gossip site has revealed herpes to be the sought after venereal disease of the coming year. Thousands are said to have voted in the website’s poll, which saw herpes jump ahead of last year’s winner syphilis. Perez Hilton said he was not surprised by this year’s victor…. Read more »