Woman Faces Media Ridicule After Attempting To Conform To Media’s Beauty Standards

ACCLAIMED actress Renee Zellweger has become the brunt of relentless ridicule after undergoing extensive plastic surgery to conform to beauty standards set by society. The Oscar-winning actress was barely recognisable as she attended the Elle Magazine 21 Annual Women in Hollywood event, sending journalists and online commentators into meltdown as they attempted to one-up each… Read more »

Irish Water Christmas Party Promises To Be Mad Craic Altogether

DESPITE damning reports that over a million people have yet to return their completed forms, registering themselves as customers, Irish Water are to press ahead with plans for a Christmas party which promises to be “mad craic altogether”. Event planners working for the beleaguered semi-state company are hoping that a kick-ass Yuletide shindig will help… Read more »