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Varadkar Going To Tell That Mean Old Ceann Comhairle Where To Go One Of These ...
CURRENT Taoiseach Leo Varadkar stormed out of the Dail chamber yesterday in a huff following a dressing down in front ... -
Solution To Everyone Being Happy With Temperature In Workplace Still Years Away, Warn Scientists
THE complex thermodynamic solution required to make sure the average workplace is at a temperature that suits each one of ... -
Waterford Justice League Successfully Save City From Moderately Bad Language
A SELF-appointed ‘Justice League’ which began patrolling Waterford city earlier this year has pulled off its first victory today, after ... -
93% Of Gardaí Admit Losing Desire To Slide Across Bonnet Of Car
A DEPRESSING new poll among serving gardaí has shown that almost all of them have abandoned any of the crime-fighting ... -
What Can I Do If My Neighbours Are Smoking Cannabis?
NEIGHBOURS smoking cannabis in their own home is one of the country’s biggest problems right now and causes a range ... -
“Honestly, I Can’t Be Fucked” Local Man Tells Work
A LOCAL WATERFORD man has informed the company he works for that he will not be attending the office premises ... -
Astonishing New Information Suggests Government Doesn’t Really Like Whistleblowers
NEW INFORMATION regarding the Tánaiste’s knowledge of the legal strategy to attack the credibility and motives of whistleblower Sergeant Maurice ... -
Mafia Distance Themselves From Comparisons To FIFA
THE MAFIA has been quick to distance themselves from comparisons to football’s governing body FIFA after it emerged two witnesses ... -
God Turd Found Floating In Space
AN OBJECT previously thought to be an asteroid from interstellar space has been downgraded to being just ‘God’s turd’ following an extensive ... -
Guide To Decorating Your Hotel Room This Christmas
IT’S beginning to look a lot like Christmas; from window displays in shops, to antlers on cars, everyone is starting ...