Lovin’ Waterford: We Ate Cheese Chipped Off The Sandwich Toaster And It Was Fucking Amazing

A NEW taste sensation is sweeping the nation, and we rode the crest of that cheesy wave last night. We made a toasted ham and cheese sandwich for ourselves, and then we chipped the melted cheese out of the sandwich toaster and ate that sum’bitch there and then.

With origins in the eighties, eating crispy melted cheese off a Breville quickly became one of the most talked-about culinary experiences of the last three decades.

Offering the perfect balance of cheese, melted cheese, crispy melted cheese and old crispy melted cheese that you didn’t clean properly last time you toasted a ‘wich, eating off the Teflon surface of a sandwich toaster as it cools is uh-fucking-mazing and if anyone disagrees with us we will hire someone to blind them.

We’ve even found ourselves over-cheesing a sandwizzle just so we’d have more cheese to chip away at with the small end of a teaspoon.

Hell, we don’t even bother eating the ham and cheese toastie half the time. Who cares about a ham and cheese toastie when you’ve got spoonfuls of flaky cheddar? Sort your fucking life out.

If you can afford to get yourself on the business end of the left over bits of cheese in a sandwich toaster, we highly recommend it. In fact, if you can get yourself to any one of the 47 new ‘Burnt Crispy Bits Of Cheese’ bistros that just opened up in Waterford city, we recommend that too. Waiting lists are chronic though. You’ll be lucky to get in this year. We only got our table because we’re fucking great.