“SOME PEOPLE are so fucking inconsiderate,” confirmed local man Andy Lyons, who has been trying his best to avoid spoilers for popular BBC bent copper drama Line Of Duty due to the fact he intends on immediately binge-watching the show in 10 years time or so. “Shhh, shhh, no, no! Shut up, I haven’t watched… Read more »
VIEWERS watching the new season of Reeling In The Years last night were said to be left flabbergasted at how docile and subservient the Irish people once were, leaving many disappointed with how a generation dealt with the situation all round. “Imagine handing over your entire country to a handful of people to run it… Read more »
A CARLOW man living rough on the streets of Dublin is said to be ‘delighted’ having beaten off stiff competition from 8,300 people to be named the RTÉ Homeless Of The Year, WWN can report. Martin Harklin, 38, wowed the judges with his airy, off-Grafton Street location that he maintains in spotless condition, as well… Read more »
WITH the former Taoiseach’s new show ‘Iarnród Enda’ proving to be a runaway ratings smash for RTÉ, plans are underway to incorporate Enda Kenny into a number of new shows in 2022. WWN were able to get a sneak peek at the proposals being mulled over by the Mayo TD, and here’s what’s on the… Read more »
ONE LOCAL man has revealed a talent for scoffing at every single entrant into RTÉ’s popular ‘Home of the Year’ TV show, WWN can confirm. Whether it’s a restoration, modern build or one-off ambitious architectural feat powered by 100% carbon neutral notions, Eoin Neyland can’t stop himself from disparaging every home on the grounds of… Read more »
LIKE a golden-haired demon from the bowels of hell itself, Bonzo the sheep-killing Golden Retriever is to return to our screens as well as to our nightmares, our fears, and our every waking thought. Bonzo, who WWN are assured is ‘just a cartoon and cannot hurt you’, headlined the 1980s Department of Agriculture ad aimed… Read more »
HAVING climbed every interview mountain there is to climb in the industry, Oprah Winfrey has invested millions of her hard-earned fortune into a Jurassic Park style genetic engineering project that will hopefully allow her to interview herself. “The first few Oprah’s out of the chute were, well, how will I say this. They were an… Read more »
FORMER Good Morning Britain host and professional gammon Piers Morgan has today defended his claim that Meghan Markle was lying about being suicidal in a recent Oprah interview, stating he misses the good old days when traditional media could ruin someone’s life for good without facing any consequences. “There was a time when you could… Read more »
THE EXPLOSIVE Oprah interview revealed the royal family were worried about the potential dark skin colour of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s children, but that’s not the only revelation contained in an interview which sent shockwaves through fans of The Crown: Harry and Meghan were the only two people unaware Meghan was marrying into a… Read more »
HE was the actor at the centre of an infamous advert which has gained notoriety and a cult following among those with a love for random pop culture references, but where is Benjamin Cassidy, the star of Glades iconic Touch ‘N Fresh ‘I want to poo at Paul’s house’ advert, now? “It’s mad how that… Read more »