WHETHER it is simply a way to cool himself down or an elaborate display to let the judge and jury that he has money to burn, disgraced former FIFA exec Sepp Blatter, entering the court to the sound of 2Pac’s Money On My Mind, is committed to fanning himself with $1000 dollar notes throughout his… Read more »
FINALLY coming clean on their motives for joining the controversial Saudi-backed LIV golf tour, the participating golfers have confirmed ‘hey, we just love us some money’, WWN Sport can confirm. With Dustin Johnson arguably the most high profile sign up, fresh questions were leveled at the golfers as the maiden event of the tour, set… Read more »
IN WHAT experts are calling possibly the worst sporting weekend endured by anyone in recent times, Leinster supporting, Liverpool mad Kildare man Jamie O’Connor finds himself deep in the trenches of sporting defeat. “I’ve found myself in the eye of a shitstorm, everywhere I looked it was heartache” explained red-eyed O’Connor, who watched Leinster lose… Read more »
SNOOKER ace Ronnie O’Sullivan has opened up about his record-equaling 7th World Championship win last night as he left The Crucible, muttering something about how it ‘wasn’t a bad weekend’ to reporters as he loaded his trophy into the back seat of his car along with his suit and a pair of runners that he… Read more »
“I JUST head to training, train, then head home and chill out”: the shocking words which will rock the sporting world. Achingly candid and pouring his heart out for all the world to see, soccer supremo Jason Fassleback is speaking for the first time about the truth he has tried to hide for so long… Read more »
FOLLOWING their Connacht Senior Football Championship defeat to Galway by a single point, Mayo have declined to continue through the back door route and will be taking a year out from All-Ireland heartbreak. “Who knows maybe there’s other things worth doing that doesn’t rip your heart out and squash it like a grape being trampled… Read more »
POSH PEOPLE are endlessly fascinating and a constant source of curiosity. Famously reserved and unwilling to be open with the other elements of society, WWN has blown the lid wide open on some of the more secretive sporting pursuits the wealthy engage in. But is every sport below the real deal? You be the judge:… Read more »
THE Super Bowl has given millions of American Football fans around the world the opportunity to kick back and enjoy their favourite sport at its best, but it’s also given Waterford man Ian Mellington the opportunity to list out all the reasons he believes it’s ‘not a real sport at all at all’. “I can’t… Read more »
THE lure of athletes simultaneously shattering their dreams and their tailbones is what draws the most spectators to the Winter Olympics, according to a new survey released today. In a poll taken among sports-watching begrudgers, almost 100% of people agreed that seeing a slalom skier smash into a pole balls-first was ‘the kind of thing… Read more »
HOPEFUL, determined and proud Olympians competing in the Beijing Winter Olympics which formally launched today with a glittering opening ceremony are completely unaware that they’re competing on top of a mass Uighur grave, WWN understands. “Do you mean like a figurative or literal grave? I’m not cool with either, but obviously one is easier than… Read more »