FRESH from issuing its 200th ‘this goes against the ethos of the GAA’ statement of the year so far, the GAA has vowed to track down and identify the clandestine cell of fanatical soccer fans seeking to destroy Gaelic games from within. Prompted to reissue a boilerplate press release in the wake of news that… Read more »
SEVERAL behind-the-scenes members of Manchester City’s technical support staff have been fired in the wake of the club’s 1-0 defeat to Liverpool after failing to update Erling Braut Haaland’s software, WWN Sports can reveal. “It’s the easiest job in the world to tick ‘yes’ to automatic updates. Should have been the first you did after… Read more »
GARDAÍ are liaising with the Waterford county board and the GAA after it emerged a referee carried out his duties on the field without suffering serious assault. “This isn’t normal, it’s not acceptable, we will look into it and punish the adult men who refrained from punching and kicking a referee,” said a spokesperson for… Read more »
THE controversial Saudi Arabian senior Football and Hurling championships are to go ahead as planned this winter despite protests of ‘sportswashin’, and will include several of Waterford’s most middle-of-the-road players in the tournament. “I think it’s a wonderful opportunity to bring the uniting power of hurling to an oil-rich Middle Eastern kingdom,” said Martin Campbell,… Read more »
HAVING BEEN subjected to significant criticism for the €150 cost of a training top, launched with the aim of raising funds to pay for a getaway for Limerick’s hurlers, the All-Ireland 3-in-a-rowers have run into an amazing piece of luck, WWN Sports can report. Initially dropping the price of the €150 top to the much… Read more »
A MAN has made international news headlines in the last 48 hours after he displayed some erratic behaviour, WWN Sports understand. The man, a professional boxer, spent much of the preceding 36 minutes being repeatedly punched in the face as well as the ribs, stomach and kidneys and despite this many people have been perplexed… Read more »
FRESH from his blistering performance at the European Athletics Championships in Munich where he set an Irish record with a 10.17 seconds time in the 100 metre final, Ireland’s newest sporting hero Israel Olatunde was brought back down to earth by claims made by local lad Jack Grogan. “The name rang a bell alright and… Read more »
YELLOW and black smoke has been spotted bellowing out of a keep at Kilkenny castle today signifying a new senior hurling manager has been appointed to replace the departing Brian Cody, WWN can confirm. Crowds cheered as Derek Lyng was announced by a spokesman as castle trumpeters echoed throughout the marble city, with the 44-year-old… Read more »
BE IT a rival teammate, selector, club or inter-county team no one does spreading unsubstantiated rumours like the GAA community. Have you recently come into possession of a seething and unfounded contempt for a rival? Well, naturally you’ll be wanting to spread rumours about them sooner rather than later and you can’t beat the following… Read more »
NEW PROTOCOLS for club players seeking to move teams have been drawn up by the GAA to avoid another situation similar to that currently befalling Galway’s Shane Walsh, WWN sport understands. “We’re fully attuned to the realities of lads living in Dublin or where have you and having to cross the country of a mid-week… Read more »