SPREADING out their arms and legs as much as possible to obscure the view of anyone who happens upon the scene, Qatari World Cup 2022 officials have stressed once again that there are zero human rights issues experienced by migrant workers after some minors reforms. Fresh from arresting and releasing two Norwegian journalists for ‘trespassing’,… Read more »
IMPARTIAL judge on Chinese political goings on and noted basketball player LeBron James has confirmed he has seen missing Chinese tennis player Peng Shuai and everyone can stop being mean to the Chinese Communist Party now. There had been fears for Peng’s safety ever since she went missing shortly after alleging she had been sexually… Read more »
GAA club teams calling for an end to Covid dressing room restrictions may have outed themselves as a ‘bunch of big girls blouses that are afraid of a little rain’, a new report has shown. Despite the fact that many of the teams may have shared a minibus to the match in the first place,… Read more »
NEW RESEARCH coming into WWN Sport from the Institute of Sports Research has revealed that US golf fans are more irritating than a thousands mosquitos bites doused in vinegar and set on fire. Citing ample course side evidence from team USA’s dominant and impressive Ryder Cup victory, the ISR confirmed that you’d be forgiven for… Read more »
A HEARTWARMING sporting story emerged last night during Ireland’s World Cup qualifier against Portugal when referee Matej Jug received the results of an ancestry test which revealed he was in fact 100% Portuguese. The news was delivered to Jug via his referee’s earpiece just minutes into the game, and will go some way to helping… Read more »
THE controversial decision to cut yesterday’s Belgium Grand Prix down to just two laps has rankled many, but there have also been calls from a vocal portion of the Formula 1 audience who seem perfectly okay with an alternative to the usual 60-lap slogs. The decision to cut the event short due to heavy rainfall… Read more »
IN A BID to help the arts and events community better understand why 40,000 strong crowds can attend All-Ireland finals and be wedged into pubs but an open air concert above 500 is a no-no, WWN has given the government a chance to outline the complex differences that are absolutely underpinned by the latest science…. Read more »
THE MUSIC and events community is in mourning today after gardaí, at the instruction of the government, took swift and lethal action after a group of musicians attempted to play music in front of an open air crowd in excess of 500. “While it was safe for 30 men to have a puc around in… Read more »
SEEKING to maximise the output from their newly installed signing Lionel Messi, the Qatari government’s ‘Qatar Investment Authority’, which owns PSG is set to also employ the €35 million a year striker on another, more physically demanding project. Known primarily for his silky skills and an ability to make PSG millions in shirt sales, Messi… Read more »
WWN SPORTS can confirm categorically that the 2020 Tokyo Olympics has in fact come to a close, and there is no need for anyone to call their satellite or cable provider to complain about why there’s no more sport on their telly. “It wrapped up early on Sunday morning, you probably missed it because you… Read more »