WEEKS of uncertainty and a potential ‘landslide’ of case numbers, hospitalisations and deaths could all ‘simply disappear’ if Dublin were to be granted victory in the 2020 GAA Senior football championship, the nation has been informed. A spokesperson for the Dublin senior team has said they’re perfectly happy to invite county after county to the… Read more »
FOLLOWING a number of high profile and controversial decisions in the latest round of Premier League fixtures, police, worried for the safety of VAR, have placed it in an undisclosed location and given it a new identity. With Jose Mourinho among other managers reportedly ordering a professional hit on the technology, VAR is now believed… Read more »
ONE of the Bennetts from Carrick-On-Suir was all over the internet yesterday, posting videos of himself at some big cycling event in France without a care in the world for the sacrifices made by front line workers, according to disgruntled Waterford natives. Many begrudging Waterford people have expressed disgust at this blatant breaking of Covid-19… Read more »
FIT people and sort-of fit people alike shared tears of joy outside the Court Of Human Rights in Strasbourg today, after a landmark ruling which outlawed the notorious ‘burpee’ exercise after decades of misery and sore arses. The court took less than ten minutes to declare the half-squat, half-plank exercise to be a gross incursion… Read more »
A COUNTY Wicklow woman has won an all female competition beating another woman to defend the world title in boxing, WWN sport is forced to report. Female woman boxer, Katie Taylor, reportedly slapped her Belgian opponent into defeat on Saturday night following a brilliant Leinster V Munster rugby match, which saw Leinster defeat their rivals… Read more »
SNOOKER legend Ronnie O’Sullivan has clinched a sixth World Title in whatever that tournament was that he competed in last week, following an 18-8 victory over the ‘supposedly very good’ Kyren Wilson at the weekend. O’Sullivan, who showed up at the Crucible because he had nothing to do at home, spent the majority of the… Read more »
DETERMINED not to let the coronavirus pandemic come between her and her public adoration of her county team, Tipperary woman and die-hard supporter, Anne Phelan has vowed to proudly wear her Tipp jersey everywhere she goes. Despite all hurling fixtures being rescheduled for November, Phelan’s own biological GAA clock was hesitant to change, defiantly opting… Read more »
THE ongoing series of test matches between England and Pakistan is of no interest to 7-year-old James O’Brien, who is not now nor has ever been a fan of that slow-paced, highly engaging sport played by those lads who all look like they’re having a great time, throwing and catching and running and hitting wickets… Read more »
THE Galway Races got underway behind closed doors yesterday afternoon amid ongoing Covid-19 public health restrictions, but that didn’t stop WWN Style from checking out what this year’s festival had to offer the world of fashion. Despite only essential personnel allowed entry to Ballybrit over the course of the week, the festival was not devoid… Read more »
IN THE WAKE of his latest high profile blunders in the FA Cup semi-final against Chelsea, Manchester United goalkeeper David De Gea has finally admitted regret over his experimental hand surgery, WWN Sport can reveal. “I’ve got to put my hands up and say it’s not good enough,” confirmed De Gea while wildly waving his… Read more »