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Voters Pledge To Voluntarily Self-Isolate Themselves From Fianna Fáil & Fine Gael
IRISH VOTERS are taking no precautions after learning that Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael are shaking hands and therefore increasing ... -
The Omen Music Spontaneously Plays As Fianna Fáil & Fine Gael Meet For Fresh Talks
WHERE IT’S coming from remains unclear. Is it thundering from the clouds above? Being piped through the sewers via a ... -
Fianna Fáil & Fine Gael Starting To Think Public Doesn’t Like Them
POURING over the latest post-election opinion poll that gives Sinn Féin 35% of voters support, Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael ... -
“Sinn Féin Have Coronavirus, Pass It On” Varadkar Tells Media
TAKING a break from so-called ‘exploratory talks between his party and Fianna Fáil over a failure to find anything to ... -
Shares In Irish Democracy Dive As Fianna Fáil & Fine Gael Talk Merger
CONSUMER CONFIDENCE in Irish Democracy has plummeted as news of the mooted merger between industry leading Fianna Fáil and Fine ... -
McDonald Feeds Hundreds In Cork With Just Five Loaves And Two Fishes
NEARLY 1,000 people attending a Sinn Féin rally in Cork yesterday were said to be ‘left not wanting for anything’ ... -
“Voting For Sinn Féin Could Unlock Portal To 1970s Belfast” Warns Fine Gael & Fianna ...
CONSULTING a whiteboard with hastily written plot outlines from Hollywood time travel sci-fi movies on it, Micheál Martin and Leo ... -
The 33rd Dáil Sits For The First Time Today, Here’s How It Will Play Out
HERE’S what’s in store for all new and returning TDs as the 33rd Dáil sits for the first time. There ... -
Nation Tells Negotiating Political Parties It Hasn’t Got All Fucking Day
AS stop-start government formation talks between Irish political parties trudge on, the Irish nation has been seen fidgeting and tapping ... -
24% Of Electorate That Voted Sinn Féin Under Impression 100% Of Nation Voted For Party
WITH the likelihood of a ‘grand coalition’ involving Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael increasing, some incensed Sinn Féin voters continue ...
