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“No Plans To Change Policy Of Saying First Thing That Comes Into My Head”
MINISTER for Health Stephen Donnelly confirmed he is to continue to do himself no favours by retaining his tried and ... -
Stephen Donnelly Is Sad The Health Dept. Don’t Mention Him In Tweets So We Wrote ...
EXCLUSIVE reports in the Irish Times reveal that the Minister for Health launched an analysis of his department’s Twitter account ... -
Taoiseach Told To Ask Biden For A Few Spare Vaccines In Paddy’s Day Zoom
AHEAD of his St. Patrick Day’s Zoom call audience with US President Joe Biden, Taoiseach Micheál Martin has been told ... -
Micheál Martin Dons Oculus For 3-Day Virtual Visit To US
“ONCE I put this thing on, I don’t want to hear from anyone until Friday, OK? As far as you’re ... -
Minister For Health Has Genius Idea To Buy More Vaccines
ANNOUNCING his intention to ask a task force to look into the possibilities pertaining to the practicalities of the procurement ... -
Tusla Break Up Ógra Fianna Fáil Ring, Take Dozens Into Care
CHILDREN ranging in age from 16 to 30 have been taken into protective custody by the national child and family ... -
Fire Brigade Called After Donnelly Gets Head Stuck In Dáil Railings
FRESH from the Taoiseach revealing he only learned about the recent, probably fairly inconsequential collapse of the country’s contact tracing ... -
“You Can Fucking Keep It”: Martin Dramatically Hands Taoiseach Role Back To Varadkar
THE government’s ‘revolving Taoiseach’ arrangement has spun its first revolution, with Micheál Martin now ‘more than willing’ to hand it ... -
COVID Accepts Government’s Offer Of Level 3 Restrictions
THE GOVERNMENT’S top negotiators were cracking open the bubbly last night, after successfully talking the Coronavirus from a Level 5 ... -
Pubs Can Reopen If Politicians Present, Reveals New Legislation
A COLLECTIVE sigh of relief echoed across the country today as it has been revealed that pubs may now reopen ...
