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Taoiseach Replaces Varadkar’s Face Mask With A Muzzle
ROLLING his eyes towards the heavens yet again Taoiseach Micheál Martin has ordered government officials to restrain Tánaiste Leo Varadkar ... -
How To Perform A Government Policy U-Turn
WITH the coalition government confirming that PUP recipients will no longer have their payments cancelled if they are found to ... -
Government Issuing More Mixed Messages Than Your Ex-Boyfriend
AN EXASPERATED nation is quickly losing its patience with the coalition government over its continued mixed messaging in regards to ... -
Nationwide Confusion As Irish Politician Suffers Consequences Of Own Actions
BLINKING and rubbing their eyes in disbelief as the reports reached them, the Nation is still adjusting to the news ... -
Drink Driving, Grants For TD’s Constituency, Character References For Criminals: Fianna Fáil Are Back Baby!
WITH Fianna Fáil TD Barry Cowen taking to the Dáil to not answer any questions on his drink driving ban, ... -
Fianna Fáil Commence Works On Reinstalling Parish Pumps Nationwide
FRESH from watching what was once thought to be an extinct ritual; a Fianna Fáil minister apologising in the Dáil ... -
FF/FG Describe Terrifying Scenario In Which Public Get To Vote Again If Coalition Isn’t Formed
FIANNA FÁIL and Fine Gael have taken to the media to outline for the Irish public the horrifying prospect of ... -
We Attend A Fianna Fáil Voters Anonymous Meeting
“IT’S not like I go out every election and say, ‘yeah okay I’m going to vote for Fianna Fáil, what ... -
Voters Pledge To Voluntarily Self-Isolate Themselves From Fianna Fáil & Fine Gael
IRISH VOTERS are taking no precautions after learning that Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael are shaking hands and therefore increasing ... -
“Here’s Leo”
WITH all the elegance and grace of a paraplegic sloth on quaaludes, Taoiseach Leo Varadkar awoke from his post election ...
