Tag: business


“TikTok’s Dodgy Data Gathering & Links To Chinese Government Fine By Us” Confirms Ireland After Jobs Promise

AVERTING its eyes from any concerning news reports about social media app TikTok, Ireland has already begun unfurling the red carpet to welcome the data harvesting company’s announcement of ‘some jobs’ for the country. “Yiz could be making your app out of the pulped remains of Uighurs for all we care, chuck us a few… Read more »

Tech Giants Tell US Congress It’d Be A Shame If Politicians Internet Search Histories Were Released

RESPONDING to a grilling by US politicians on destructive and un-American business practices while operating monopolies the CEOs of tech’s ‘Big Four’ Facebook, Google, Apple and Amazon all agreed that it would be a real shame if politicians online search histories were made free to view online. “Or their Amazon purchase history, imagine being a… Read more »

Twitter Hacked But Still Working, Unfortunately

WITH news revealing that Twitter, one of the world’s biggest social media platforms has been hacked on a major scale, follows even more devastating news that the bile-ridden, hate-inciting, bully-engaging cesspit is still operational and relatively unaffected by the breach. “Unfortunately, Twitter is still here and it was only a few celebrities and politicians that… Read more »

Solidarity! Leading Brands Conclude They Can Make More Money Pretending To Care About Racism

DESPITE major brands pulling all advertising spend three months ago from every social media platform, radio, tv station and  billboard across the world over the Covid-19 pandemic, thousands of companies have come together in financial solidarity this week to ‘boycott Facebook’ in a bid to ‘stop hate for profit’, proving once and for all that… Read more »