A HERD of bison that ran amok in Tayto Park has cited the company’s tinkering with the flavours of favourites such as Rancheros, Skips and Banshee Bones as one of the reasons they wreaked havoc on the Meath theme park yesterday. “Tayto bought up a load of competitors and release their crisps under the Tayto… Read more »
YOU think we’re fucking around? We need clicks so advertisers hand over that precious moola, and polls, phrased perfectly to illicit an enraged reaction out of our readers, just don’t seem to work like they used to. If you don’t want the adorable puppy to eat lead you’re going do exactly as we say! Now… Read more »
‘A LITTLE privacy when going to the toilet’ has topped the list of what dogs would like the most from the owners, with 78% of pooches polled stating that being watched while squatting for a poop ‘doesn’t make it come any faster, buddy’ in a ground-breaking new report published today. Other elements of human companionship… Read more »
A WATERFORD man who was apprehended dropping off a bag containing 9 Jack Russell puppies in a secluded area has been asked if he’s out of his fucking mind, or does he just not know the market value for dogs these days. The puppies were said to be recovering well from their ordeal while the… Read more »
RESPONDING to the widespread outrage at the news that thousands of hamsters are to be culled due to a Covid-19 outbreak, Hong Kong authorities have set the record straight in a bid to temper outcry and opposition. “No, there’s been a misunderstanding we have taken the decision to cull the hamsters because they staged a… Read more »
BILLIONAIRES amassing record wealth as 99% of the planet’s wealth stagnated or dropped, natural disasters wreaking havoc, impending wars, Covid or an endless parade of horrific violence, whatever news is currently giving you anxiety, accept this interruption: Don’t question how comfortable the dog was when this photo was taken, jeez, just enjoy it. Think of… Read more »
MANY young hardy bucks claimed to have tipped over a sleeping cow or dozen in their day and even returning to the trouble making lark when drunkenly walking home from pubs in rural Ireland. But it is time to set fact from fiction; is cow tipping even possible? Here’s WWN’s full rundown of downing cows:… Read more »
ONE LOCAL trustworthy puppy breeder will absolutely meet you in the Tescos car park at midnight with the caveat that once the transaction is complete you act like you never met him and when the guards come knocking on your door you don’t fold like a deck chair. “Me? Ah yeah fucking love dogs. Shut… Read more »
A LOCAL woman has been left fearing the worst after setting her eyes on a single, solitary magpie, WWN can report. ClÃodhna Hennity, not one for taking chances, has taken the hint provided by the little black and white portent of doom and has now begun preparing her body and mind for a near-guaranteed onslaught… Read more »
A WATERFORD couple has released details of the dietary intake of their new puppy, noting that the little dog is eating less than he should of the specially-recommended Royal Doggi grain-free Alaskan Salmon flavoured puppy food, but is easily meeting his recommended daily allowance of cigarette butts and grass. In fact Tyson, now nearly 6… Read more »