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“I Just Hate That Warble She Does With Her Voice” Wild Boar Speaks Out About ...
“I WHOLEHEARTEDLY apologise, it was a moment of madness, a rush of blood to the protruding tusks but when I ... -
Bees Always Talking Shit About Humans, Study Reveals
DESPITE a huge undertaking by humanity to roll back on practices that damage the bee population, a new study has ... -
Wildlife Experts Fear Shitehawks On Verge Of Extinction
THERE is substantial concern among Ireland’s wildlife and falconry experts as the once constant presence of shitehawks in Irish skies, ... -
Rare White Dog Poop Sells For €8mn At Auction
DESCRIBED as ‘a modern relic’, an 8 inch curl of white dog poop has been sold to an anonymous bidder ... -
“Linda, Stop, I Can’t Understand You I’m A Fucking Dog”
“LINDA! Once again I’ll stop you there,” barked pet dog Smudge, interrupting owner Linda Moran who was minutes into delivering ... -
Becoming A Jockey ‘Never Occurred’ To Tiny Little Man
AS the Cheltenham Festival rolls around for another year, diminutive local man Eric Waverly is bracing himself for a slew ... -
Walrus Livid To Find Out St Patrick’s Day Cancelled
HAVING traveled all the way from an iceberg in the North Pole for what he had hoped was the session ... -
“There’s Only Two Bad Apples, Please Don’t Investigate Further” Horse Racing Industry Begs
THE ENTIRE horse racing industry has galloped over countless fences to rush to condemn a horse trainer and jockey pictured ... -
Reminder Issued About Hedge-Cutting Ban To Protect Wild Donkey Nests
WILD donkey nests are said to be almost near extinction thanks to illegal year-round hedge cutting with the government issuing ... -
20,000 Racehorses Dead Since 2017 Kind Of Jealous They Didn’t Make The News Too
COMMENTING on the fallout from a controversial viral image of an Irish horse trainer sitting on a dead racehorse, some ...