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Wildlife Experts Fear Shitehawks On Verge Of Extinction
THERE is substantial concern among Ireland’s wildlife and falconry experts as the once constant presence of shitehawks in Irish skies, ... -
Rare White Dog Poop Sells For €8mn At Auction
DESCRIBED as ‘a modern relic’, an 8 inch curl of white dog poop has been sold to an anonymous bidder ... -
“Linda, Stop, I Can’t Understand You I’m A Fucking Dog”
“LINDA! Once again I’ll stop you there,” barked pet dog Smudge, interrupting owner Linda Moran who was minutes into delivering ... -
Becoming A Jockey ‘Never Occurred’ To Tiny Little Man
AS the Cheltenham Festival rolls around for another year, diminutive local man Eric Waverly is bracing himself for a slew ... -
Walrus Livid To Find Out St Patrick’s Day Cancelled
HAVING traveled all the way from an iceberg in the North Pole for what he had hoped was the session ... -
“There’s Only Two Bad Apples, Please Don’t Investigate Further” Horse Racing Industry Begs
THE ENTIRE horse racing industry has galloped over countless fences to rush to condemn a horse trainer and jockey pictured ... -
Reminder Issued About Hedge-Cutting Ban To Protect Wild Donkey Nests
WILD donkey nests are said to be almost near extinction thanks to illegal year-round hedge cutting with the government issuing ... -
20,000 Racehorses Dead Since 2017 Kind Of Jealous They Didn’t Make The News Too
COMMENTING on the fallout from a controversial viral image of an Irish horse trainer sitting on a dead racehorse, some ... -
Dog Fed Up Finding Owner’s Hair All Over Couch & Bed
“IF I’ve told her once I’ve told her a thousand times,” howled frustrated 4-year-old dog Max as one of his ... -
No-Kill, Lab-Grown Meat Set To Replace Whatever The Fuck Kebabs Are Made Of
THE roll-out of a new form of lab-grown meat is to be rolled out in secret to kebab shops around ... -
Could Your Neighbour Be A Mink? 5 Telltale Signs
2020 continues to bring fresh challenges to us all; the latest being the scourge of zombie coronavirus mink herds, leading ... -
Dubliners Asked To House Zoo Animals Until Funding Found
FACING A precarious financial crisis which could result in the full permanent closure of Dublin Zoo, officials at the zoo ...
