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Hold On A Fucking Second, Ireland Has Mink Farms?
WORRY at news that minks bred for their fur in Denmark now carry a new strain of Covid-19 and could ... -
Five Possible Locations Fungie Is Hiding Out In
WITH Ireland’s most loved sea mammal still currently missing at the time of writing, WWN speculates as to the whereabouts ... -
Cat Purposely Caught Covid-19 In The Hope Of Killing Off Owner
A FIENDISH UK based cat who’s evil, like all cats, knows no bounds has admitted to purposefully catching the Covid-19 ... -
ISPCA Called After Man Talks Hind Legs Off Donkey
BARRY LOONAN (49), clearly a sick, sick individual spent upwards of 5 hours engaging a donkey in conversation, regaling the ... -
Cat Looking Forward To Eating You When You Die
ANIMAL experts have noticed disturbing signs that suggest the world’s cats are somehow becoming ‘more aware’ of the spike in ... -
“I’ve Received Death Threats” We Speak With The Bat Responsible For Covid-19
WHILE the world’s humans have been caught up in their struggle to contain the Covid-19 outbreak, very few have given ... -
Rare Short Necked Giraffe In Dublin Zoo ‘Bullied’ By Other Giraffes
A RARE shorted-necked giraffe, believed to be one of just 7 left in the world, is being protected by zookeepers ... -
Parents Reminded That Komodo Dragons Aren’t Just For Christmas
THE ISPCA has issued its annual warning to parents and gift-givers ahead of Christmas, urging them to reconsider giving their ... -
Last Known Tamogotchi Dies In The Wild
SUFFERING what vets on the scene have confirmed as chronic battery failure, the last know tamotchi has sadly died in ... -
500 Million Red Bulls Slaughtered Annually To Make Popular Energy Drink
ANIMAL rights activists have called on the world’s largest energy drink manufacturers to stop the annual slaughter of 500 million red ...









