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Dog Fed Up Finding Owner’s Hair All Over Couch & Bed
“IF I’ve told her once I’ve told her a thousand times,” howled frustrated 4-year-old dog Max as one of his ... -
No-Kill, Lab-Grown Meat Set To Replace Whatever The Fuck Kebabs Are Made Of
THE roll-out of a new form of lab-grown meat is to be rolled out in secret to kebab shops around ... -
Could Your Neighbour Be A Mink? 5 Telltale Signs
2020 continues to bring fresh challenges to us all; the latest being the scourge of zombie coronavirus mink herds, leading ... -
Dubliners Asked To House Zoo Animals Until Funding Found
FACING A precarious financial crisis which could result in the full permanent closure of Dublin Zoo, officials at the zoo ... -
Hold On A Fucking Second, Ireland Has Mink Farms?
WORRY at news that minks bred for their fur in Denmark now carry a new strain of Covid-19 and could ... -
Five Possible Locations Fungie Is Hiding Out In
WITH Ireland’s most loved sea mammal still currently missing at the time of writing, WWN speculates as to the whereabouts ... -
Cat Purposely Caught Covid-19 In The Hope Of Killing Off Owner
A FIENDISH UK based cat who’s evil, like all cats, knows no bounds has admitted to purposefully catching the Covid-19 ... -
ISPCA Called After Man Talks Hind Legs Off Donkey
BARRY LOONAN (49), clearly a sick, sick individual spent upwards of 5 hours engaging a donkey in conversation, regaling the ... -
Cat Looking Forward To Eating You When You Die
ANIMAL experts have noticed disturbing signs that suggest the world’s cats are somehow becoming ‘more aware’ of the spike in ... -
“I’ve Received Death Threats” We Speak With The Bat Responsible For Covid-19
WHILE the world’s humans have been caught up in their struggle to contain the Covid-19 outbreak, very few have given ...