Poll: Take Part In This Poll Or The Puppy Gets It!

YOU think we’re fucking around? We need clicks so advertisers hand over that precious moola, and polls, phrased perfectly to illicit an enraged reaction out of our readers, just don’t seem to work like they used to.

If you don’t want the adorable puppy to eat lead you’re going do exactly as we say!

Now take this poll or we swear to God, we’ll fuck up little Norman real good.

That’s right the dog has an old man’s name. So what? No, we didn’t pick it, but… hey, we’re getting sidetracked here. Just do the poll or the puppy gets it.

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