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Rescue Launched As Thousands Stranded On Higher Moral Ground
A LARGE SCALE rescue effort is under way after thousands of internet users have become stranded in dangerously ignorant conditions ... -
So Cute! This Little Old Man Thinks He’s Going To Be President!
IN lighter news, WWN brings you now to the United States of America, with the adorable story of a 78-year-old ... -
Statue Of Liberty Last Seen Walking Back To France
EYE WITNESSES in New York described unbelievable scenes earlier today as the sound of creaking copper and crumbling concrete preceded ... -
Coronavirus News Stories Reaching Epidemic Proportions
DESPITE so far killing only a quarter of the normal flus daily body count, the coronavirus has managed to reach ... -
Trump Joins O.J. Simpson On List Of Famously Not Guilty People
THE Republican controlled Senate has voted to acquit him on charges of abuse of power and obstruction of Congress, allowing ... -
Corona Exclusive: We Interview Woman Who Eats The Odd Chinese Now & Then
FEARFUL that we can’t keep up with the demands of this publication’s editor to come up 40 Coronavirus related stories ... -
Chinese Government Drafted In To Finish Children’s Hospital
THE HSE has brought in what is being described as ‘a big load of Chinese lads’ to help finish up ... -
Iowa Caucus: Don’t Even Pretend You Know What’s Going On
INTERNET commentators on this side of the Atlantic have been urged to not even attempt to express an opinion on ... -
Liberated Britain Day 4: Johnson Bans Journalists
THE GREAT British public are luxuriating in the afterglow of yet another day of being safely out of the clutches ... -
Brexiter A Little Disappointed To Wake Up To Find Army Hasn’t Begun Rounding Up Foreigners ...
WAKING up on this, the first morning of a liberated Britain, free from the shackle of oppressive EU bendy bananas, ...