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God Not Sure Where To Put Ronnie Biggs
A VATICAN spokesperson stated today that the almighty father of the universe has ‘no idea’ where to put the late ... -
Family Of Kim Jong-Un Very Worried About What To Get Him For Christmas
FAMILY MEMBERS of North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un are said to be ‘very worried’ about what to get the ... -
Mandela Deaf Signer Hired As CRC Publicist
Directors of the Central Remedial Clinic (CRC) have acted swiftly in their PR battle against the wave of criticism they ... -
Hilarious Guy Dying To Make Nelson Mandela/Morgan Freeman Mix-up Joke At Some Stage Today
HILARIOUS Waterford man Jimmy Hayes is said to be absolutely dying to crack his fantastic Nelson Mandela/Morgan Freeman mixup joke ... -
American Gun Enthusiasts Welcome Amazon Air Drone Targets Containing Free Prize
GUN ENTHUSIASTS have welcomed Amazons latest venture in air-delivery technology today, stating the drones will make great target practice with ... -
Astronomy Ireland: ‘Comet Was Some Heap Of Shite’
ASTRONOMY IRELAND confirmed today that Comet ISON was ‘some heap of shite’ after it burned up today passing through the ... -
New CIA Evidence Reveals JFK Committed Suicide
THE AMERICAN Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has released concrete evidence that proves that assassinated president John F Kennedy actually committed ... -
God To Bring Forward Judgement Day Over ‘Selfie’ Addition To The English Language
THE GREAT Lord almighty announced his decision today to bring forward the day of Judgement following his ongoing disgust with ... -
Vatican To Change Internet Search Browser To Yahoo
THE VATICAN is expected to announce a change in the way it searches the internet today after using the Google ... -
North Korea Defends Execution Of 80 Foreign Film Buffs As Movies Starred Ben Affleck
THE COMMUNIST STATE of North Korea defended its decision to execute 80 people for watching foreign films, as they were ...