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ISIS To Present Katie Hopkins With ‘Recruiter Of The Month’ Award
KEEN to honour the contribution she has made to the fresh recruitment drive currently undertaken by ISIS, the heinous and ... -
Melania Trump Sneaks Off In Burka, Never To Be Seen Again
A HUNT is going on for the First Lady of the United States Melania Trump, after she absconded from a ... -
Fidget Spinner Bubble Could Collapse At Any Minute, Economists Warn
THE Department of Finance has dismissed as ‘nonsense’ a report which suggests that the Fidget Spinner boom could be nearing ... -
“Stop Fighting” – Ingenious Trump Solves Israel Palestine Conflict
A VISIONARY TEMPLATE for peace in the Middle East was unveiled by US President Donald Trump moments after he arrived ... -
Liam Neeson Officially Enters ‘I Don’t Give A Shit Anymore’ Phase Of Career
HOLLYWOOD legend Liam Neeson has officially confirmed that after a spate of action movies he has fully committed to the ... -
Prince Harry Asks Queen If Girlfriend Can Have Free Money Too
PRINCE Harry has reportedly asked the Queen if his girlfriend, Meghan Markle, can have some free money too, sources inside Buckingham Palace ... -
‘Grab Her By The Pussy’ Now Just 4,567th Worst Thing Donald Trump Has Done
ASTONISHINGLY, uttering the phrase ‘grab her by the pussy’ which condoned the sexual assault of women, now barely ranks inside ... -
“I Will Rid The West Of This Dangerous, Tyrannical Leader” Heroic Kim Jong Un Determined ...
DOWNTRODDEN, desperate and in need of serious intervention, the people of the United States of America continue to decry the ... -
Disgusting & Vile Manifesto Reveals Jeremy Corbyn Wants To Help Poor People
SADISTIC and maniacal UK Labour Party leader Jeremy Corbyn’s leaked election manifesto is said to contain some policies they may ... -
“I Actually Hate Triers,” Admits God
“I DON’T know where people got the notion that I’m a fan of failure,” mused a perplexed God, in yet ...