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Overpaid Bank CEOs Strike For Worse Pay & Working Conditions
IN A SOBERING act of remarkable self-awareness, leading CEO in banks and financial institutions around the world have gone on ... -
God Ignores Yet Another Prayer Notification On His Phone
GLANCING at the home screen preview of the latest prayer notification on his iPhone Xs, God the Almighty made a mental note ... -
Rees Mogg Straps Steam Powered Explosive To Chest, Demands Worst Brexit Possible
STUDIOUSLY fanning steam up a copper tube via a Victorian era foot pump, Jacob Rees Mogg has finally snapped, insisting ... -
Russia Stealing Magnetic North, Report Claims
A DAMNING new report published by the Canadian Security Intelligence Service has claimed that Russia has been slowly stealing magnetic North ... -
“Rather Her Than Me” Insists Cameron Sipping Cocktail On Beach
LOOKING like a man with none of weight of the world on his shoulders, former British prime minister David Cameron ... -
Tanning Bed Employee Only One Being Paid During Trump Shutdown
“EXCEPTIONS to the rules of a government shutdown can be made if a government employee is so integral, and so ... -
May Delays Brexit Vote Until 30th Of February
FOR A SECOND time in recent weeks British PM Theresa May has sparked consternation and chaos in the Houses of ... -
May Interrupts Brexit Speech To Bring You The Following Information About Brain Force +
BELEAGUERED British prime minister Theresa May Has taken to the floor in the House Of Commons and issued what appears ... -
Increasing Number Of Youths Wearing Ankle Scarves So They Don’t Get Cold
WITH naked-ankle based fashion choices, also known as ‘flanking’, still very much in vogue especially among young people, a new ... -
Wife To Get Amazon Rainforest In Bezos Divorce Settlement
AMAZON founder and world’s richest person Jeff Bezos has been dealt a blow in his divorce proceedings with his wife ...