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Israel Finally Recognises Palestine Following Local Man’s Relentless Tweets
THE United Nations along with NATO and dozens of world leaders have today congratulated 58-year-old Michael O’Riordan for single handedly pressuring Benjamin ... -
“We Have Standards Here” Satan Distances Himself From Brexiteers
THE instigators of Brexit are not welcome in hell due to moral standards laid out by its ruler in a rare but concise ... -
Magic Mushrooms Could Solve Brexit, Claim Desperate UK Scientists
IN A last ditch effort to avert one of Britain’s biggest financial catastrophes, University of Oxford scientists have published a one ... -
Britain Enters ‘Holding Hands In Toy Story 3’ Stage Of Brexit
BRITAIN has officially entered the part in the Brexit process which can be illustrated by the scene in animated classic ... -
Poll: What’s Your Favourite US Backed Coup?
IT CAN be hard to choose your favourite when the number of options are frankly overwhelming. However, by casting your ... -
Pope Francis Lands In U.A.E To Discuss Women’s Wrongs
IN A GROUNDBREAKING visit to the Middle Eastern peninsula of the United Arab Emirates for some photos and good PR, ... -
Trump Imposes Sanctions On Vuvuzelas
SHOUTING down a number of his most experienced White House aides and advisers, US president Donald Trump has reaffirmed his ... -
Brits Fucking Deaf Or Something
APPROXIMATELY 51.9% of the British population are to be booked in for hearing tests over the next 57 days or ... -
British Parliament Sectioned Under The Mental Health Act
UNLOADING 650 straitjackets out of the back of vans which had the name of a nearby mental institution written on ... -
Last Known Tamogotchi Dies In The Wild
SUFFERING what vets on the scene have confirmed as chronic battery failure, the last know tamotchi has sadly died in ...