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God Announces Cutbacks As Religious Donations Plummet
THE kingdom of heaven is expected to undergo major austerity measures over the coming months as the Lord God almighty ... -
Australia Reopen Pubs, The Pricks
THE New South Wales region of Australia is set to reunite its downtrodden masses with their local pub, the jammy ... -
Russian Hackers Found Bored To Death By Angela Merkel Emails
AS IT WAS confirmed today that German chancellor Angela Merkel’s emails were hacked by Russian military intelligence (GRU), Russian authorities ... -
Boris Johnson’s Very Clear Plans For Easing Lockdown
A STIRRING address befitting of his idol Winston Churchill, the UK public are feting PM Boris Johnson after he relayed ... -
Trump Requests ‘Exact Number’ Of Alive Americans He Needs For Re-Election
MATHEMATICIANS working for the Republican party have been given 24 hours to come up with a formula that will ensure ... -
Biden’s Chances Of Election Victory Improve After Allegations Of Sexual Assault
US PRESIDENTIAL candidate Joe Biden has enhanced his election chances and passed a key ‘suitability for presidential office’ test for ... -
“This Lab Had Nothing To Do With The Virus” Confirms Wuhan Mutant Bat Doctor
CATEGORICALLY denying all responsibility for the design and subsequent spread of the Covid-19 virus, a Wuhan based mutant bat doctor ... -
Aliens Kinda Expected A Bigger Reaction From Earthlings To Be Honest
A SPOKESPERSON for the Blarzxion-13 galaxy has stated that the region ‘kinda expected a bit more of a to-do’ in ... -
“Surrounded By Guys In Masks; What Is This, My Birthday?” Asks Pence
US VICE-President Mike Pence needed urgent medical care following a tour of the Coronavirus clinic in the Mayo Medical Centre ... -
US State Media Claim Trump Alive & Well Despite Evidence Leader Brain Dead For Some ...
PROPAGANDISTS in the US state media agencies are refuting reports in the international media that their glorious leader, The Orange ...
