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Bunker Bound Trump Hands Melania Cyanide Pill Before Putting Gun To His Head
DEFIANT to the last moment, soon-to-be former US President Donald Trump gave his last orders to his administration team as ... -
Trump Signs Executive Order Banning The Truth
IT’S BEEN a busy 24 hours for US President Donald Trump as he sought to restrict freedom of information with ... -
US Coronavirus Deaths Reaching Mass Shooter Levels Of ‘Who Cares’
IN GOOD news, concerns over the amount of people in the US who have died from Covid-19 seem to have ... -
Democrats Wholeheartedly Endorse Large Republican Rallies
THE decision to press ahead with an enormous Republican rally in North Carolina in late August has been given the ... -
“I Want An Apology From The British Public By COB Today”
“PERSONALLY, I have never been more ashamed of the conduct of the British public, it’s disgusting; the idea that I ... -
“Restrictions Are Only For Peasants” Defends Johnson
AS THE callous media continue to make provoked, fact-based assaults on the Tory government, UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson has ... -
Historians Warn 2020 Has Already Used Up Its Quota Of Historical Events
SPEAKING AT emergency press conference, the world’s historians called for urgent action as the year 2020 reached its maximum quota ... -
World Health Organisation Open New Whatsapp Group For Bitching About Trump
KEY members of the World Health Organisation have been advised to use the separate Whatsapp group titled ‘stupid orange cunt’ ... -
Rotten Luck! This Bee Has A Pollen Allergy
“Bssssshatschibssssssshatschi!” This is what it sounds like when honey bee Annie goes about her work. The 39-day-old suffers from a ... -
God Announces Cutbacks As Religious Donations Plummet
THE kingdom of heaven is expected to undergo major austerity measures over the coming months as the Lord God almighty ...
