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Egypt Asked To Keep Executions To A Minimum During EU Talks
WITH the EU-Arab Summit welcoming delegates and leaders from 24 European countries to Egypt this week, President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi has ... -
Michael Jackson Exhumed For Questioning
THE Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, California, was cordoned off this morning while investigators acting on a warrant began exhuming American singer, performer ... -
For Just €4 A Month, You Can Help Save ISIS From Extinction
ISIS is disappearing. With as few as 1,500 fighters left in the world, this terrorist organisation could soon disappear for good. ... -
Israel’s Moon Mission Shot Down By Hamas
IN WHAT was to be a triumphant achievement for Israeli space exploration, the nation’s privately funded moon mission was quickly brought to a ... -
Mix Up Sees Thousands Of Paedophiles Arrive At Vatican For Sex Abuse Conference
APOLOGISING profusely for the mix up, the Catholic Church was forced to turn thousands of sheepish paedophiles away from the ... -
Exhausted British Voters Quit British Politics
RESPONDING to the news 8 Labours MPs and 3 Tory MPs have quit their parties to form the Independent Group ... -
Karl Lagerfeld’s Coffin Looking Kinda Fat To Us
WWN FASHION has joined our industry brothers and sisters in mourning this week following the death of Karl Lagerfeld, who is ... -
Everything You Need To Know About Bernie Sanders
THE Vermont Senator has officially thrown his hat in the ring for the 2020 US Presidential Election. Having galvanised large ... -
Jesus In 24-Hour Feet Washing Bender
HE’S at it again! Galilean playboy Jesus Christ has been spotted on the town again in the company of his ... -
EU Leaders Switch Off Lights, Hide Behind Couch After May Rings Doorbell
“MERDE!” The words of French president Emmanuel Macron as he spied Theresa May walking up a Brussels driveway shortly before ...