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Stop Fucking Everything; There’s A Hare Loose In A Supermarket In Gort
WE interrupt your social media feed to bring you breaking news of a hare, an actual fucking hare like, which ... -
Poll: Do You Think Ireland Should Join An EU Army?
FRENCH President Emmanuel Macron has, in recent days, called for the formation of European army citing the fact the United ... -
Drogheda Tourism Board Quits
CLOSING the glass front door on the town’s only information centre, staff from Drogheda’s tourism office said one last goodbye to their place of work as ... -
Varadkar Not Ruling Out Making Border Deal All About Him
AS THE TORY party begins the process of tearing each other limb from limb and stabbing each other in the ... -
Accused Walks Free After Male Victim’s Boxer Shorts Shown To Jury
THE LEGAL profession has come under the microscope after reports emerged that the oversized boxer shorts belonging to a man, ... -
“Dance Monkey, Dance,” Landlord Tells Potential Tenants
WITH a broad beaming smile stretching itself across his face, one Dublin landlord is excitedly instructing potential tenants viewing the ... -
Handshake Accidentally Turns Into Awkward Hug Thingy
A SERIES of unfortunate events, marked out by two people’s inability to observe social cues correctly, has resulted in a ... -
Local Man Always Looks Fucking Knackered
ACCORDING to reports emanating from the Galway area of Ireland, one local man always look completely and uttered knackered WWN ... -
Local Man Suddenly An Expert On US Midterm Elections
A WATERFORD man who has previously displayed no prior knowledge of US midterm elections, their significance in American politics or ... -
Dublin To Be Converted Into Just Facebook Offices By 2022
A LANDMARK day for Ireland Inc after the government proudly welcomed the news that the entirety of our the Nation’s ...