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Housemates Not As Quiet At Riding As They Think
DO you enjoy bringing your partner back to your flat for a quickie, safe in the knowledge that your copulation ... -
Posh Couple Accused Of Cultural Appropriation After Calling Child ‘Jacintha’
A WELL-TO-DO south county Dublin couple have been accused of ‘cultural appropriation’ after naming their infant daughter Jacintha Crystal Britney ... -
PC World Branch Burned To The Ground By Alt-Right Mob
FIREFIGHTERS spent this morning battling a blaze at a branch of PC World in Workington in the United Kindom after ... -
Local Man Just Doesn’t Like Dogs, Sorry
DESPITE extreme pressure from dog lovers in his circle of friends to admit that he at least like pugs, sure what ... -
Weather To Remain Cold, But Not Cold-Cold
THE latest weather report from Met Éireann has confirmed the nation’s worst fears; that although the next couple of weeks ... -
€450k Inquiry Into Children’s Hospital Overspend Already €2mn Over Budget
THE GOVERNMENT has reluctantly informed the taxpayer that the €450,000 review into the €1.1 billion overspend on the Children’s Hospital, ... -
Fyre Festival Still Not As Bad As Oxegen
VETERANS of the defunct Irish music festival Oxegen have openly laughed at the plight of festival goers featured in Netflix’s ... -
RTÉ Book Jedward For Primetime Debate On Brexit
HOT on the heels of the overwhelmingly successful controversy drummed up by the previous edition of their flagship current affairs ... -
“EU Would Never Betray Us” Confirms Government Forgetting Bank Crash
THE GOVERNMENT has stood firm on its insistence that the 27 EU member states are united on the issue of ... -
Taoiseach Immediately Gives Into Social Media Team’s Pay Demands
TAKING some time out from telling midwives, psychiatric nurses, paramedics, teachers and search and rescue workers that it is intensely ...