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Campaign Setback As Biden Tests Positive For The Plague
ONCE thought to be a disease of the past, doctors have confirmed US President Joe Biden’s run of bad luck ... -
Harris and Starmer ‘Relationship Reset’ Postponed After Post-Pint Fight Outside Chipper
WITH photographs of the Irish and British PMs flooding newspapers today promising a new relationship reset between the two nations, ... -
More Good News: Hotels Housing Asylum Seekers Investigated For Fraud
REPORTS that forensic accountants have been hired to investigate ‘significant fraud’ by some hotels housing asylum seekers should be the ... -
Highly Intelligent Man Threatens To Kill Leader Of Political Party With Historic Links To IRA
A MAN believed to operating on an intellectual level mere mortals could only ever dream of has taken to social ... -
US Republicans Cut Off Ears In Show Of Solidarity With Trump
THE CONVENTION room floor at the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee was dotted with drips of blood as a growing ... -
Reasons Priests Can Refuse You Communion
Reports that Fine Gael TD and Minister of State Colm Burke was refused Holy Communion at a funeral Mass in ... -
Coalition Deny They’re Going To Use €8.3bn Bribe To Bribe Voters
THE COALITION government has confirmed in its Summer Economic Statement the additional €8.3 billion in budget funding they have found ... -
Shares In Tent Manufacturers Rise By 20% As Roderic O’Gorman Named New Green Party Leader
THE FUTURE for the Green Party looks bright after the markets reacted favourably to news that Roderic O’Gorman was named ... -
Tories To Be Put On First Flight To Rwanda
WITH NO words in the English language available to do justice to what political expets have described as being ‘fucked ... -
Send In Your Budget 2025 Suggestions To Jack Chambers Here
THIS YEAR’S totally-not-a-giveaway-budget-just-before-we-call-an-election budget has been announced by the coalition government, marking October 1st as the day Jack Chambers is ...
