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Masochists Express Concern For Irish Electorate
A GROUP of people who derive sexual gratification from their own pain and humiliation have expressed their concern for the ... -
“Here Goes Nothing” Says Man Selecting Candidates On Ballot Based On Vibe Their Faces Give ...
FINDING HIMSELF stood in front of a voting booth with ballot papers for local council and the European parliament in ... -
“A Lot Undone, More To Undo” Farage Announces He’s Not Finished Destroying The UK
MAKING A SHOCK reentry into UK electoral politics, human black hole Nigel Farage has confirmed there is still more of ... -
Gardaí To Trial ‘First Punch Is Free’ Offer While Providing Security To Taoiseach
“THE IRISH secret service is so secret they’re not able to provide security for the Taoiseach,” confirmed a garda spokesperson ... -
8 Years & €2.2bn Later Tánaiste Has Sneaking Suspicion Children’s Hospital Builder Ripping Off Taxpayer
DRIVING himself to the brink of insanity at merely entertaining such a deranged thought so untethered to the reality all ... -
Report: Top 7.7% Of Earners Paying For The Rest Of You Workshy Layabouts
A NEW REPORT from the Parliamentary Budget Office highlighted the fact those earning over €100,000 accounted for 54.1% of the ... -
Fine Gael Candidate Forced To Withdraw From Race After Doing Very Fine Gael Thing
FINE GAEL candidate for local election Marian Dwyer-Agrios has withdrawn from the race in Drogheda after news site The Ditch ... -
Fianna Fáil Win! First Time Voters Too Young To Remember Spate Of Suicides During Recession
THOSE FIANNA FÁIL members fearful of enduring poor local and European election campaigns have been boosted by some welcome news ... -
RTÉ Viewers Given Invaluable Chance To See Politicians Talk Over Each Other For 60 Minutes
VOTERS in the mythical Irish location of the Midlands-North-West hoping to turn on RTÉ last night and struggle to make ... -
Asylum Seekers Swap Tents For Life Rafts On The Liffey To Avoid Being Moved
DUBLIN’S river Liffey was dotted with dozens of inflatable life rafts this morning after ingenious homeless asylum seekers switched from ...
