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A Monster Five-Foot Rodent Found In County Tyrone
A MONSTER five-foot long rat has been found swimming in the Irish media for the past fortnight, and it’s looking for ... -
Government Guarantees 2% Cut In Bullshit For Budget 2016
TAOISEACH Enda Kenny has today pledged to cut the bullshit handed out by Government by as much as 2% by ... -
Bizarre Scenes As Joan Burton Declares Herself “The Mother Of Dragons”
TAINISTE Joan Burton shocked onlookers earlier today during a bizarre altercation with a heckler in which the Labour party leader ... -
Government To Spend Most Of Nation’s Money Buying Your Vote
THE Nation is said to be rejoicing at the news that the Government will spend any surplus the State has ... -
Drugs Minister Urges Street Dealers To Use Loyalty Card System For The Unemployed
THE minister appointed to oversee drugs strategy Aodhan O Riordain has today urged dealers across the country to opt in for ... -
Government Call Emergency Cabinet Meeting To Get Their Siteserv Story Straight
FOLLOWING continued revelations and intrigue surrounding the Government sale of Siteserv to Denis O’Brien’s Isle of Man based company Millington ... -
5 Must Attend Funerals For Every Local Politician
WITH an election likely to take place early next year, WWN brings hopeful politicians the 5 must attend funerals to ... -
Homeless Children Better Off In The Fresh Air Anyway, Insists Government
THE Government has defended latest child homeless figures released today, insisting they are better off in the fresh air at this time ... -
“It’s Such A Nice Day, Let’s Have The Dáil Outside!” Suggests Taoiseach
MEMBERS of the Dail had a nice surprise this morning as An Taoiseach Enda Kenny opened proceedings by stating that ... -
1916 Commemorations Fail To Honour Liam Neeson
THE Government have been heavily criticised for failing to honour Irish Easter Rising hero Liam Neeson as part of this ...