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Johnson Led Astray By Older World Leader Who Said Groping Women Was Okay
TAKING A break from suggesting glass hammers and chocolate teapots could be potential solutions to the Irish border issue, prime ... -
Government Asked To Treat Climate Like It Was A Multinational
THE IRISH people have begun a last ditch attempt to get the government to treat the issue of climate change ... -
Public Praise Speed At Which Stardust Case Handled
THE Irish Association Of Wronged People has publicly congratulated those affected by the Stardust disaster for successfully campaigning for a ... -
Tragedy As Downing St. Dog Eats Johnson’s Brexit Deal Plans
TRAGEDY HAS struck the British government at the pivotal moment when Boris Johnson should have finally been able to celebrate ... -
10-Year-Old Readies Himself For Second Recession Of Life
BATTLE-hardened economic survivor Dennis Feenan has advised the younger kids in school to ‘buckle up’ for financial insecurity following the ... -
Biased Democrat Pelosi Unfairly Using Fact Trump Broke The Law Against Him
US DEMOCRAT politician Nancy Pelosi has been the subject of explosive revelations from US president Donald Trump, who claims her ... -
“We’ve Banned Oil Drilling” Confirms Taoiseach Cutting Ribbon For New Oil Licences
FRESH from his big important politician speech at the UN climate summit in New York where he pledged to end Ireland’s ... -
Topless Drunk Johnson Begs For Queen’s Forgiveness Outside Palace
BLASTING breakup songs from a stereo and knocking back a 6-pack of Lech purchased from a nearby Lidl, continually disgraced ... -
At Least Johnson Still Has Piss-Up In Brewery To Look Forward To [Updated]
THE Supreme Court ruling surrounding the illegality of the Tory government’s suspension of parliament has hit Boris Johnson hard today, ... -
US Stands Firm, Ready To Support Nation Behind 9/11 Attacks
SHOWCASING the sort of moral superiority it seeks to be known for the world over, the US government has reiterated ...